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Egg Jokes for Kids

  1. I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  2. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  3. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  4. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
  5. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
  6. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  7. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  9. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
  10. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict… So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)