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Egg Jokes for Kids

  1. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
  2. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
  3. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
  4. How do monsters like their eggs?… Terri-fried! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  5. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination! (School Jokes for Kids)
  6. What sport are the eggs good at?… Running! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  7. How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up! (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
  8. Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations?… Charles Chickens!
  9. Where do you find information about eggs?… In the hen-cyclopedia!
  10. What did Snow White call her chicken?… Egg white. (Disney Jokes for Kids)