Top 50 Egg Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes.
  2. I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  3. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. (Canoe Jokes & Fireworks Jokes)
  5. Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
  6. What do chickens and ice-cream have in common?… Eggs!
  7. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
  8. Where do eggs go for summer camp?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes & Summer Camp Jokes)
  9. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  10. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
  11. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
  12. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  13. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Mom Jokes)
  15. What is an eggs favorite tree?… A y-oak tree! (Tree Jokes)
  16. What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?… New Yolk City! (New York Jokes)
  17. Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.
  18. What did one egg say to another?… Your yolks crack me up.
  19. What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie. (Music Jokes)
  20. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Oklahoma Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  21. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination! (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  22. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!
  23. What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?… A western omelette! (Texas Jokes)
  24. What sport are eggs good at?… Running! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  25. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  26. I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict… So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & World’s Best Christmas Jokes)
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about eggs?
  28. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Easter Jokes)
  29. Why do eggs like April Fools’ Day?… They love practical yolks.
  30. Why are middle school cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream. (Fish Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good egg knock-knock joke?
  32. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing lacrosse team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.
  33. I shouted to my Dad on Father’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?” He said, “Ooh that sounds great!” I said, “Nice, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.” (Bacon Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes))
  34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good egg knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  35. Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated!” (Jokes for Teachers & School Jokes for Kids)
  36. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Easter Jokes)
  37. What do you get when you cross a dog and an egg?… A pooched egg. (Dog Jokes)
  38. Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe?… She wanted to hachet (Chicken Jokes)
  39. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Grinch Jokes & Book Jokes)
  40. Where do waffles go on vacation?… Sandy Eggo. (Travel Blogs & California Jokes)
  41. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs. (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Father’s Day Jokes)
  42. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (Easter Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  43. What part did the egg play in the movies?… He was an “Egg-stra.” (Movie Jokes)
  44. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  45. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing hockey team?… Because they’ve both been beaten. (Hockey Jokes)
  46. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (March Madness Jokes)
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Napping Jokes / Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes / Mom Jokes)
  48. Why is the chef so mean?… She beats the eggs! (Jokes for Teachers)
  49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Daddy sleep in for Mother’s Day. (Napping Jokes & Mother’s Day Knock Knock Jokes)
  50. What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
  51. How do monsters like their eggs?… Terri-fried! (Halloween Jokes for Kids)