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  1. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  2. What message is on candy hearts for cats?… “You’re purr-fect!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  3. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig.
  4. Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?… Because he wanted sweet dreams. (Napping Jokes)
  5. What kind of candy is never on time?… Choco-LATE. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Arthur…. Arthur who?… Arthur any chocolates left for me? (Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day)
  7. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?… Her-She Kisses. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  8. What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?… “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  9. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?… The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
  10. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles. (Popcorn Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  11. I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Movie Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  12. I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat. And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat I told them “My hat my candy” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Hat Jokes)
  13. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  14. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  15. What is the cow’s favorite candy bar?… Milky Way. (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  16. Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos! (California Jokes)
  17. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Grinch Jokes)
  18. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  19. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?… S’mores Code! (Cookie Jokes)
  20. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
  21. What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  22. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
  23. What country does candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
  24. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  25. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa. (Lamb Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (10 Full Moon Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  27. What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes / Mars Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  28. What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Dentist Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
  30. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  31. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  32. What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  33. What do you call an infant that cries a lot?… Baby Ruthless. (Baseball Jokes)
  34. What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE. (Chocolate Jokes)
  35. What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Astronomy Jokes & Mars Jokes)
  36. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog. (Movie Jokes / Popcorn Jokes / (Hot Dog Jokes)
  37. What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy. (Farming Jokes)
  38. What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday!
  39. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  40. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Grinch Jokes)
  41. What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts. (Dessert Jokes)
  42. What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Cookie Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  43. How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  44. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth. (Baseball Jokes)
  45. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
  46. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar! (Cat Jokes)
  47. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Star Wars Jokes)
  48. What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?… A sad candy cane! (Psychology Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  49. Why did the candy cane cross the road?… Because it wanted to get a licking!
  50. What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?… Chocolate mousse! (World Geography Jokes)
  51. What’s red, white and blue?…Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Candy Jokes)
  52. What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?… Decad-ant
  53. What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?… The worlds best Sundae!
  54. What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?… Cocoa-Nuts.
  55. There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
  56. What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  57. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?
  58. What is a leopard’s favorite candy?… Dots
  59. Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?… She was feeling crummy.
  60. What do you call a cow that can’t moo?… A Milk Dud.
  61. What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water?… You’re a life saver!
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy doggie have some chocolate? (Top 500 U.S. Geography Jokes)
  63. Who’s there?… Candice!… Candice who?… Candice get any better!
  64. What type of candy is bad?… Coco-naughty!
  65. Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?… Because prisoners break out!
  66. What do cows give after an earth quake?… Milk shakes! (Top 500 U.S. Geography Jokes)
  67. Where did the alien go to get a drink?… A Mars bar!
  68. Did you hear about how the zombie die?… It was choked by a LifeSaver!
  69. What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?… Where is pop corn? (#1 Holiday Jokes)
  70. What do you call candy that was stolen?… Hot chocolate!
  71. How do you make a milk shake?… Give it a good scare! (#1 Halloween Joke)
  72. What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The Twist!
  73. Did you hear the joke about the Halloween chocolate sauce?… I’m not telling you. You might spread it! (Halloween Jokes)
  74. Why was the vampire super intelligent?… He had been eating a diet of smarties! (Halloween Jokes)
  75. Why was the gummy bear hiding under a wrap?… There was a bounty on his head!
  76. What is a monster favorite snack?…  Sugar babies!
  77. What does Babe ruth like to do?.. Scores runs! (Top Baseball Jokes)
  78. What did little hershey want?… A kit kat! (Top Cat Jokes)
  79. Why was the vampire called “sweet”?… He gave everybody kisses instead!
  80. Where is my mars bar, dude?… Up there in the milky way! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  81. Where did the zombie apocalypse start?… On 5th avenue.
  82. What did o Henry say when a zombies hands fell off?… Butterfingers!
  83. Did your hear about Almond Joy the Hollywood star and Miss Kit Kat?… They were seen giving each other kisses on 5th avenue!
  84. Why did the jellybean go to school?… To become a smartie! 
  85. What did King O Henry call his wives?… Sugar babies!
  86. What did Hershey say when the Three Musketeers turned up?… Thank you. I needed a few lifesavers!
  87. Why did the candy cane cross the road?… Because it wanted to get a licking!
  88. If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes… (Doctor Jokes)
  89. How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen. (Cake Jokes)