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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best candy jokes.
  2. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes Candy Jokes)
  3. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  4. What is the unofficial candy bar of the NCAA basketball tournament?… Fast break. (Final Four Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  5. What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Oceans Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  6. What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  7. What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?… Candy corn. (Corn Jokes)
  8. I went trick or treating as Gandhi and kept all of my candy in a hat. And when someone tried to take the candy from my hat I told them “My hat my candy” (Funny Halloween Jokes Hat Jokes)
  9. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (10 Full Moon Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  10. What country does candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
  11. What kind of candy is never on time?… Choco-LATE. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  12. What Valentine’s Day candy is best to give a girl?… Her-She Kisses. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. What kind of candy do you get at the airport?… Plane chocolate! (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  14. Why did the lifesaver go to summer school?… It wanted to be a Smartie! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  15. What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Astronomy Jokes & Mars Jokes)
  16. What is the cow’s favorite candy bar?… Milky Way. (Milk Jokes Cow Jokes)
  17. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
  18. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Milk Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  19. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate?… S’mores Code! (Cookie Jokes)
  20. What do lacrosse player like for candy?… A fast break. (Lacrosse Jokes)
  21. What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy. (Farming Jokes)
  22. What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  23. What is red, white, and blue over winter break?… A sad candy cane.
  24. Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?… Because he wanted sweet dreams. (Napping Jokes)
  25. What message is on candy hearts for cats?… “You’re purr-fect!” (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for the candy! (Vampire Jokes)
  27. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Hans… Hans who?… Hans off my Halloween candy! (Halloween Jokes)
  28. What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?… Give me my quarterback! (Candy Jokes & Football Jokes)
  29. How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
  30. What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday!
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about candy?
  32. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite candy bar?… Thingamajig.
  33. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Arthur…. Arthur who?… Arthur any chocolates left for me? (Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day)
  34. What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  35. What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?… “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good candy knock-knock joke?
  37. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?… The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
  38. I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”(Movie Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  39. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  40. How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  41. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good candy knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  42. What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
  43. Where in California does everyone have minty fresh breath?… Sacra-mentos! (California Jokes)
  44. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Grinch Jokes)
  45. Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of popcorn, two large sodas and a pack of Skittles. (Popcorn Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  46. What do you call an infant that cries a lot?… Baby Ruthless. (Baseball Jokes)
  47. What is a bunny’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  48. What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa. (Lamb Jokes)
  49. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  50. Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Dentist Jokes & Cookie Jokes)