(Piano Jokes)

  1. What do you get when you drop a piano on an army officer?… A flat major. (Memorial Day Jokes)
  2. Where do the pianists go for vacation?… Florida Keys. (Music Jokes & Key West Jokes)
  3. Why is the Cat in the Hat such a good piano player?… Because they’re very mewsical. (Cat Jokes / Music Jokes / Piano Jokes)
  4. Why did the Peanuts kids invite Schroeder to every event?… He had the keys. (Charlie Brown Jokes & Music Jokes)
  5. How did the music teacher get locked into the school all summer?… The keys were inside her piano. (Piano Jokes & Music Jokes)