Top 50 Cat Jokes

by | Mar 2, 2023 | Dads, Latest News, Moms, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cat jokes.
  2. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Prom Jokes)
  3. What do you call a feline with a short haircut?… A Bob Cat. (Barber Jokes)
  4. What’s black and white and read all over?… The Cat in the Hat. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  5. What is the cat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Cereal Jokes)
  6. Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  7. Optimists: The glass is half full. Pessimists: The glass is half empty. Cat owners: The glass is knocked over.
  8. A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
  9. What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  10. What does a cat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit.
  11. What do you get when you cross a tabby cat with a lemon tree?… A sour puss. (Tree Jokes)
  12. McGonagall is a good teacher, but… she has a tendency to be catty. (Harry Potter Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  13. What is the name of the cat who said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere. (American Revolution Jokes)
  14. How do French cats say “Thank You”?… Meow-ci Beaucoup. (Bastille Day Jokes)
  15. Why are kittens actually excellent bosses?… They have great littership.
  16. I saw a poster today that asked, “Have you seen my cat?” So, I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.
  17. The witches’ black cat fell off the broom while flying… it was cat-astrophic. (Witch Jokes)
  18. What Dr. Seuss baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (101 Baseball Jokes & Book Jokes)
  19. My cat hates tacos… she prefers to eat purr-itos. (Taco Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  20. What is the cat’s favorite show on TV?… The evening mews. (Cat Jokes)
  21. The cops arrested a black cat on Friday the 13th… they said she was a purr-patrator. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  22. Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  23. What does a cat read with coffee in the morning?… The mewspaper. (Cat Jokes)
  24. What does a cat wear when he sleeps?… paw-jamas! (Cat Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  25. What is the difference between a black cat and a frog?… They say a black cat has nine lives, and the frog croaks every night. (Cat Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  26. What was the kitten bowling league called?… Alley Cats. (Bowling Jokes)
  27. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?… The purr-petrator. (Police Jokes)
  28. What kind of musician is a cat ?… A purr-cussionist. (Music Jokes)
  29. What is the difference between a comma and the Cat in the Hat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  30. When is it considered unlucky to see a black cat?… When you are a mouse.
  31. Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the freezer?… To turn “ice” into “mice” (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
  32. How are pumpkins like cats?… They’re often waiting on the porch for you when you get home. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  33. Why was the black cat having a concert on Friday the 13th?… Because she was very meow-sical. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  34. If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what does a cat run on?… His paws. (Bus Jokes & Track and Field Jokes))
  35. At the Friday the 13th dance party, the black cat saw her rival fish and said, “I have a bone to pick with you.” (Fishing Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
  36. What grade did the cat do on his math test?… A Purrrr-fect score! (Math Jokes for Kids & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  37. While trying a new magic spell, the witch crossed a black cat and an oak tree… The result was a black and white cat-a-log’ue. (Cat Jokes / Witch Jokes / Tree Jokes / Magic Jokes)
  38. To break the stigma surrounding black cats being a bad omen, the cat joined the red cross society and became a first aid kit-ten and started helping mankind. (Psychology Jokes)
  39. What is the difference between a comma and a cat?… One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause. (Grammar Jokes)
  40. What does a cat use to make his coffee?… A purr-colator. (Cat Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  41. What is a cat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Birthday Jokes)
  42. Why did the cat want to be friends with the fish?… He thought it was a cat fish. (Cat Jokes & Fish Jokes)
  43. Why is a cat so good at video games?… Because he starts with nine lives!
  44. The black cat wore her favorite dress for the costume party on Friday 13th… She wore a purrr-ple gown. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  45. What is a black cat’s favorite game?… Hide and shriek!
  46. What normally happens when kitties go on a first date?… They hiss.
  47. What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea! (Black Friday Jokes)
  48. What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?… Quicksand.
  49. What do you call a cat that can address the media?… a Press Kit.
  50. What does the cat say after making a joke?… “Just kitten!”