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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cat jokes.
- Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: You’re one short pal. (Octopus Jokes)
- Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Prom Jokes)
- What do you call a feline with a short haircut?… A Bob Cat. (Barber Jokes)
- Optimists: The glass is half full. Pessimists: The glass is half empty. Cat owners: The glass is knocked over.
- A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?” the mother mouse says to her baby. “Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?” (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes)
- What does a cat do when he gets mad?… He has a hissy fit.
- I had to get rid of my significant other… He was allergic to my cat.
- I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her… I went home and told my dog. (Dog Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an angry cat with a famous painter?… Clawed Monet! (Art Jokes)