Clean Prom Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
  2. What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  3. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  5. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
  6. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
  7. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
  8. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  9. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  10. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  11. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  12. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  13. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
  14. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  15. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  16. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
  17. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  18. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom?… It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
  25. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  26. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  27. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  28. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  29. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had Bat Breath. (Bat Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  30. I went to an ocean themed prom party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  31. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. (Prom Jokes) Most high school basketball players do not like to go to prom… they prefer to dance at a ball. (Prom Jokes)
  32. What bow can’t be tied on prom night?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  33. Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
  35. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
  36. Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  37. What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). (Biology Jokes)
  38. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies. (Cow Jokes)
  39. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
  40. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  41. Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! (Car Jokes)
  42. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes) 
  43. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
  44. What does a dad joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  45. Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  46. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & High School Jokes)
  47. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes & Sunglasses Jokes)
  48. Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes)
  49. Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  50. Do you know what my prom dates dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  51. What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)  
  52. What do Star Wars Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  53. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about prom?
  54. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  55. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend. (Frankenstein Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
  57. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  58. Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
  59. 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no. (Wedding Jokes& Marriage Jokes)
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good prom knock-knock joke?
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good prom knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  63. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Shark Jokes)
  64. Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  65. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
  66. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  67. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Rain Jokes)
  68. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead. (Skeleton Jokes)
  69. The high school for the blind had the best prom… Everyone danced like no one was watching. (Dance Jokes)
  70. I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
  71. How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine. (Car Jokes)

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