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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom? It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
- What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
- Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
- What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
- What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
- What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had Bat Breath. (Bat Jokes & Batman Jokes)
- I went to an ocean themed prom party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
- What bow can’t be tied on prom night?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
- Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
- What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
- Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
- What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). (Biology Jokes)
- Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies. (Cow Jokes)
- Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
- What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
- Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! (Car Jokes)
- Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes)
- Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
- What does a dad joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
- Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
- What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & High School Jokes)
- Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes & Sunglasses Jokes)
- Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes)
- Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Do you know what my prom dates dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- What do Star Wars Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about prom?
- Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
- Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend. (Frankenstein Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
- Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
- 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no. (Wedding Jokes& Marriage Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good prom knock-knock joke?
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good prom knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Shark Jokes)
- Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
- What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
- Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date. (Sunglasses Jokes)
- Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Rain Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead. (Skeleton Jokes)
- The high school for the blind had the best prom… Everyone danced like no one was watching. (Dance Jokes)
- I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
- How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine. (Car Jokes)