Clean Prom Jokes

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  1. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  2. Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes)
  3. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  4. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & High School Jokes)
  5. What do Star Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  6. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  7. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
  8. What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)  
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  10. I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  11. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes)
  12. Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  13. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
  14. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes) 
  15. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  16. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had Bat Breath. (Bat Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  17. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
  18. Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  19. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  20. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway It was a bit of a stretch.
  21. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes)
  22. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  23. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
  24. Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom? It didn’t have good at-tire! (Car Jokes)
  25. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
  27. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Math Jokes)
  28. What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). (Biology Jokes)
  29. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies. (Cow Jokes)
  30. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with.
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance!
  32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
  33. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  34. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes)
  35. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  36. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Kindergarten Jokes)
  37. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
  38. Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class!
  39. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  40. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend. (Halloween Jokes)
  41. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball.
  42. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Shark Jokes)
  43. He goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line. When prom rolls around he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line.
  44. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date.
  45. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Rain Jokes)
  46. Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  47. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom? You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead.
  48. What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line.
  49. 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no.
  50. The high school for the blind had the best prom. Everyone danced like no one was watching.
  51. I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world. Couldn’t find the punch line though.
  52. Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  53. How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine

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