Clean Prom Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
  2. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  4. What 2024 Final Four basketball was invited to the prom?… NC State. They have two DJs. DJ Horne and DJ Burns Jr. (March Madness Jokes)
  5. A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop. It takes forever but he does finally get his tux.. Next, he has to get some flowers. So he heads over to the florist but there’s a huge line there as well. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers too. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s also a large line at the limo rental office. But he’s patient and gets the limo all lined up. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch. So he heads over to the tefreshment table and low and behold there is no punch line.
  6. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  8. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  9. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
  10. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer! (Reindeer Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  11. Why did the girl turn down the invisible man?… Cause she just couldn’t see going to prom with him! (Super Hero Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Summer Jokes)
  13. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  14. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  15. Who do high school basketball centers like to dance to at the prom?… POST Malone. (Basketball Jokes)
  16. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  17. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… He had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  18. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
  20. Why did the orange take a prune to prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date! (California Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  21. What does this joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  22. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
  23. I went to an ocean themed prom party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
  24. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  25. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  26. Why wasn’t the car able to go to prom?… It didn’t have good at-tire! (Car Jokes)
  27. What does a biologist wear to prom?… Designer jeans (genes). (Biology Jokes)
  28. What did the prom dress say to the suit?… “Don’t worry, we’re a perfect match!”
  29. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
  30. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  31. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & High School Jokes)
  32. What do Star Wars Destroyers wear to the prom?… A bow TIE. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  33. Why couldn’t Bruce Wayne find a prom date?… Because he had Bat Breath. (Bat Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  34. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  35. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
  36. Where do cows go before prom?… To the moooooovies. (Cow Jokes)
  37. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes & Sunglasses Jokes)
  38. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
  39. What do you call a prom for math geeks?… A square dance!
  40. Who did the zombie take to the prom?… His ghoul-friend! (Clean Prom Jokes & Zombie Jokes)
  41. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
  42. What is the dress code at a pasta prom?… Bowtie. (Pasta Jokes)
  43. How do memes go to the proms?… In a lmaosine. (Car Jokes)
  44. Where did the Spiderman find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  45. Most high school basketball players do not like to go to prom… they prefer to dance at a ball. (Dance Jokes & 365 Basketball Jokes)
  46. What do you call a well-dressed lion on prom night?… A dandy lion! (Lion Jokes & Flower Jokes)  
  47. What does a dad joke and an overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  48. What bow can’t be tied on prom night?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes & Prom Jokes)
  49. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom?… It was past her sell date. (Strawberry Jokes)
  50. What do you call a dancing ghost at prom?… A boogie man!
  51. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
  52. Why did the boy bring a fig to the prom?… Because he couldn’t find a date!
  53. Me and my high school prom date are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in November! (Wedding Jokes)
  54. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?.. His ghoul friend. (Frankenstein Jokes)
  55. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about prom?
  56. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  57. Why couldn’t the broom go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class! (Napping Jokes)
  58. 20 years ago I asked my high school love out to Prom, today I ask her to marry me… Both times she said no. (Wedding Jokes& Marriage Jokes)
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good prom knock-knock joke?
  60. The zombie couple went to prom… but their dance moves were a bit stiff!
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
  62. The high school for the blind had the best prom… Everyone danced like no one was watching. (Dance Jokes)
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good prom knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  64. What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Shark Jokes)
  65. Where did the spider find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Spider Jokes)
  66. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
  67. Do you know what my prom dates suit is made out of?… Boyfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  68. Why did the tomato turn red at the prom?… It saw the salad dressing!
  69. I brought my calculator to prom because I knew I’d be multiplying my dance moves all night!
  70. Do you know what my prom dates dress is made out of?… Girlfriend Material. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  71. Why did the jock wear sunglasses to prom?… He had a bright date. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  72. Where do lightning bolts go to for prom?… To cloud! (Rain Jokes)
  73. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… You might think it’s because he has no body to go with, but in reality it’s just because he’s dead. (Skeleton Jokes)
  74. I heard of a high school prom that had the best drink in the world… Couldn’t find the punch line though.
  75. Why did the flower shop owner get excited during prom season?… It was blooming with opportunities!
  76. The prom committee ordered custom mugs for the prom… so everyone could have a memorable cup-le!
  77. Why did the scientist go to prom?… To demonstrate some chemistry on and off the dance floor!
  78. What did the fruit say to its prom date?… “I find you a-peeling! Let’s have a berry good time!”
  79. Why did the photographer always go to prom?… He loved capturing the picture perfect moments and making memories develop!
  80. Why did the prom queen bring a ladder?… She wanted to make a grand entrance!
  81. The shy bookworm finally took the plunge and asked his favorite author to prom – it’s a novel approach!
  82. Did you hear about the guy who planned the prom?… He was a real dance-ignator!
  83. What did the prom king say to his date?… “I’m so glad we’re on the same wavelength. Let’s have a night full of harmonious moves!”
  84. The jazz band played so well at prom… it really struck a chord with the audience!
  85. Why did the music teacher go to the prom?… He couldn’t resist a good bass-dropping event!
  86. What do you call a prom for fish?… “The Scales Formal!”
  87. Why did the mathletes have their own prom? …They wanted the perfect equation for a night of fun!
  88. Did you hear about the prom photo booth?… It’s the perfect place to strike a pose-a!
  89. How did the ghosts prepare for prom?… They had a boo-tiful time getting their ectoplasmic outfits ready!
  90. How did the high schoolers make the prom a spicy event?… They turned up the salsa dancing!
  91. Did you see the soccer player at prom?… He was really kicking up a storm on the dance floor!
  92. Why was the DJ always in demand for proms?… Because he knew how to spin the records and make everyone dance with vinyl-inty!
  93. The vampire couple decided to go to prom, but they were worried about fitting in – turns out, they were just coffin on their own insecurities.
  94. What do you call a prom for cows?… “The Mooo-ving Celebration!”
  95. Did you hear about the prom held in a garden?… It was definitely a night of botanic enchantment!
  96. How did the prom queen deal with her nerves?… She took deep breaths and reminded herself to be crown-ident!
  97. How did the prom queen explain her fancy hairdo?… “I’m just teasing, it’s all hairspray!”
  98. Why was the music teacher upset after the prom?… The dance was off-key!
  99. The prom king and queen were always full of puns… they were the reigning champions of one-liners!
  100. Did you hear about the prom held in the spaceship?… It was truly an out-of-this-world experience!
  101. What did the janitor say after the messy prom?… “Looks like it’s time to clean up their act!”
  102. Why did the computer scientist skip prom?… They couldn’t find a date who matched their byte!
  103. The prom was held at the bakery because it was such a sweet event!
  104. Why did the prom prince wear a snorkel?… He wanted to make a splash on the dance floor! (Dance Jokes)
  105. The disco ball at the prom was so shiny… it kept stealing the spotlight!
  106. The orchestra at the prom danced to the beat of their own tuba!
  107. The prom queen’s favorite type of music is pop… because she loves being in the lime light!
  108. The prom decorations were floral-adgable, don’t you think?
  109. The prom photographer was so talented, they always knew how to capture the perfect “dancelfie!”
  110. The prom committee really knows how to make a scene… they’re experts at pulling back those velvet curtains!
  111. The math club had a prom called “The Square Root of Fun”.
  112. The DJ at the prom always knew how to spin his tracks… he’s such a disc jockey!
  113. The chemistry nerds at prom were always bonding on and off the dance floor!
  114. The prom decorations were so magical… it was like stepping into a fairy prommother’s world!
  115. The PE teacher really knew how to bring the “ball” to the prom… a night filled with dancing and fun!
  116. The astronomy club hosted a “stellar” prom… it was out of this world!
  117. What do you call a prom for insects?… A crawl!
  118. What did the prom king say when he got his diploma?… “I guess I’m officially crowned!”
  119. What did the broccoli say to the carrot at the prom?… “Dance, my stalky friend!”
  120. How did the soccer player ask their crush to prom?… With a ballroom blitz!
  121. What’s the best way to make an impression at prom?… Put on your dancing shoes and boogie oogie oogie!
  122. Why did the math teacher go to prom alone?… They couldn’t find a date cosine!
  123. How do you compliment a prom DJ?… “That playlist had me spinning!”
  124. How did the prom couple keep their drinks safe on the dance floor?… They held them cup-tight! (Dance Jokes)
  125. Why did the peanut go to prom?… It was a classy no-shell affair! (Peanut Jokes)
  126. What do you call a prom where everyone dresses like plants?… A photosynthesis ball! (Gardening Jokes)
  127. How did the knight ask their crush to prom?… They sent a message in a shining armor! (Knight Jokes)
  128. Why did the chicken go to prom?… To show everyone it had feathers to dance. (Chicken Jokes & Dance Jokes)

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