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  1. What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.(Sun Jokes)
  2. Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)
  3. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
  4. What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Music Jokes)
  5. What did the arrogant sunglasses say to the nose?… “I’m above you.”
  6. My new sunglasses are making me paranoid… Everyone suddenly seems shady! (Psychology Jokes)
  7. What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear?… Oakley Dokelys.
  8. I bought my wife some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Marriage Jokes)
  9. I bought A Pair Of Polarized Sunglasses …Some people like ’em, some people hate ’em.
  10. The sunglasses I ordered were much darker than advertised… I blame a lack of transparency. (Black Friday Jokes)
  11. Wearing sunglasses makes you look shady.
  12. How come Voldemort hates the sun?… Because his sunglasses won’t stay up. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  13. Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Summer Camp Jokes)
  14. I sweat less when I wear sunglasses … Because I feel cooler
  15. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  16. Why was the professor wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (College Jokes)
  17. Why can’t sunglasses have political opinions?… Because they’re so polarizing. (Election Jokes)
  18. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say?… Coo man coo. (Bird Jokes)
  19. I saw a guy put on two pairs of sunglasses… He looked pretty shady.
  20. Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common… They are both into shady business.
  21. I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them… They seemed to either love them or hate them.
  22. Saw a guy wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day… Wasn’t that bright
  23. Went to the optometrist office today and bumped into an old friend!… I also bumped into the optometrist, the receptionist and I knocked over their sunglasses display.
  24. Did you hear about the sunglasses thief?… He was pretty shady.
  25. Why do the FBI always wear sunglasses?… To protect their FB-eyes
  26. A duck walks into an optician’s shop He says, “I’d like those sunglasses please”. The clerk asks, “How would you like to pay for them?” The duck replies, “Just put them on my bill.”A duck walks into an optician’s shop He says, “I’d like those sunglasses please”. The clerk asks, “How would you like to pay for them?” The duck replies, “Just put them on my bill.” (Duck Jokes)
  27. Why was the elementary teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Elementary School Jokes)
  28. Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Middle School Jokes)
  29. Why was the high school teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (High School Jokes)
  30. I bought my fiancee some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Wedding Jokes)
  31. Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses?… He was looking shady.
  32. I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians… Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap.
  33. I don’t like sunglasses… They’re shady