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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about sunglasses.
  2. Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Sun Jokes & (Middle School Jokes)
  3. What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.(Sun Jokes)
  4. Just so everybody’s clear… I’m going to put my sunglasses on.
  5. People say I look better without sunglasses… But I just can’t see it.
  6. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Summer Jokes & Sunglasses Jokes)
  7. Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)
  8. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
  9. What do you call a skinny man in sunglasses?… Slim Shady. (Music Jokes)
  10. When a man walked in wearing sunglasses and holding a white and red walking stick, demanding all our money… He was robbing us blind! (Police Jokes)
  11. I always wear sunglasses while I’m teaching… because my students are too bright. (Jokes for Teachers)
  12. I like my sunglasses like I like my politicians… Polarized and able to be bought surprisingly cheap. (Election Jokes)
  13. Sunglasses manufacturers and Hitmen have something in common… They are both into shady business. (Labor Day Jokes)
  14. What did the arrogant sunglasses say to the nose?… “I’m above you.” (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  15. My new sunglasses are making me paranoid… Everyone suddenly seems shady! (Psychology Jokes)
  16. What kind of sunglasses does Ned Flanders wear?… Oakley Dokelys.
  17. Did you hear about the guy who wore sunglasses at night and fell into a hole in the ground?… He couldn’t see that well.
  18. What do you call a potato with sunglasses?… A spec-tater. (Potato Jokes)
  19. Why don’t they let you wear sunglasses in football?… Because it’s a contact sport. (Football Jokes)
  20. Why do you never see a phone wearing sunglasses?… Because they have contacts.
  21. The only thing I have planned for today is to get my new sunglasses… Then I’ll see what happens.
  22. I went to the optometrist office today and bumped into an old friend!… I also bumped into the optometrist, the receptionist and I knocked over their sunglasses display.
  23. I just discovered my sunglasses have smudges on them?… I’ve been giving people dirty looks all day.
  24. Why was the elementary teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Elementary School Jokes)
  25. Why do the FBI always wear sunglasses?… To protect their FB-eyes.
  26. To the person who stole my sunglasses… I will find you, I have contacts. (Police Jokes)
  27. I bought my wife some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Marriage Jokes)
  28. I bought a pair of polarized sunglasses …Some people like ’em, some people hate ’em.
  29. The sunglasses I ordered were much darker than advertised… I blame a lack of transparency. (Black Friday Jokes)
  30. Wearing sunglasses makes you look… shady.
  31. Why can’t sunglasses have political opinions?… Because they’re so polarizing. (Election Jokes)
  32. How come Voldemort hates the sun?… Because his sunglasses won’t stay up. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  33. Why do the summer camp instructors wear sunglasses?…. Because the campers are so bright! (Top Summer Jobs for Teachers & Summer Camp Jokes)
  34. My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my sunglasses… Life before that was a blur.
  35. Guess who I bumped into on my way to get my sunglasses fixed?… Everybody.
  36. So a guy decided to sell fake sunglasses in a club. The owner (his name was ray) eventually found out about this, so ray banned him.
  37. To save money I made myself a pair of sunglasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles… In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair.
  38. What did the zoo keeper say when he saw the elephant wearing sunglasses?… Nothing, he didn’t recognize him. (Zoo Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
  39. I sweat less when I wear sunglasses … Because I feel cooler.
  40. I bought a new pair of polarizing sunglasses and was asking my friends what they thought of them… They seemed to either love them or hate them.
  41. A duck walks into an optician’s shop He says, “I’d like those sunglasses please”. The clerk asks, “How would you like to pay for them?” The duck replies, “Just put them on my bill.” (Duck Jokes)
  42. Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (Middle School Jokes)
  43. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?… A coconut on vacation. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  44. Why was the professor wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (College Jokes)
  45. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say?… Coo man coo. (Bird Jokes)
  46. I saw a guy put on two pairs of sunglasses… He looked pretty shady.
  47. I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings… I honestly can’t see what all the fuss was about. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  48. Why can’t pirates wear sunglasses?… Because they have no buccaneers! (Pirate Jokes)
  49. Did you hear about the sunglasses thief?… He was pretty shady. (Police Jokes)
  50. I saw a guy wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day… Wasn’t that bright.
  51. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about sunglasses?
  52. A young sales clerk removed an old mans sunglasses and insisted he tries on a new pair. “I can’t see myself wearing these” said the old man. “Why not?” asked the clerk. “Because I’m blind.”
  53. I just bought sunglasses off of the black market… The trade was very shady.
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good sunglass knock-knock joke?
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good sunglass knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  56. Why was the high school teacher wearing sunglasses?… She had bright students! (High School Jokes)
  57. I bought my fiancee some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Wedding Jokes)
  58. Did you hear the one about the umbrella in the trench coat and sunglasses?… He was looking shady. (Rain Jokes)
  59. I don’t like sunglasses… They’re shady.
  60. My girlfriend asked if I liked her new glasses… I said “It’s quite a spectacle.”
  61. Why do programmers wear sunglasses?… Because they can’t C#. (Computer Jokes)
  62. I bought my husband some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Wedding Jokes)
  63. I bought my grandma some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Marriage Jokes)
  64. I bought my grandpa some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Marriage Jokes)
  65. I bought my friend some mirrored sunglasses… I look great in them! (Marriage Jokes)
  66. What kind of animal wears sunglasses?… A solar bear. (Bear Jokes)
  67. Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees. Bad idea… Heinz-Sight 2020. (Covid Jokes)
  68. I took my sunglasses off… I had seen enough.
  69. My son asked me to hand him his sunglasses. I said ‘You never told me you had a son named glasses!’ (Dad Jokes)
  70. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say?… Coo man coo. (Bird Jokes)
  71. What’s the difference between a flying mammal in sunglasses and a mouse in disguise?… One’s a rad bat, the other’s a bad rat.
  72. Why should you always wear sunglasses when doing math…?… It helps with division. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  73. What is the best Three-Piece Swimsuit?… Hat, sunglasses and slippers.
  74. I went on a blind date yesterday. She seemed like a nice girl at first. Since I’m a big animal lover I really appreciated her bringing her dog. But I just can’t see myself with someone who wears sunglasses indoors, that’s just rude…
  75. How are women and the sun similar… Sunglasses allow you to stare at them for longer.
  76. How are men and the sun similar… Sunglasses allow you to stare at them for longer.
  77. I don’t know why women spend so much money on sunglasses… Wouldn’t it be cheaper to just tint the kitchen windows!
  78. What does the sun and cleavage have in common?… You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.
  79. If blind people wear sunglasses… Why don’t deaf people wear ear muffs?
  80. My boyfriend asked if I liked her new glasses… I said “It’s quite a spectacle.”
  81. This past week I made a couple of bucks selling fake eclipse sunglasses… I’m not too worried though, those suckers will never see me again. (Solar Eclipse Jokes)
  82. Chuck Norris wears sunglasses to protect the sun from his eyes.
  83. My future is so bright, I gotta wear shades.