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More Duck Jokes…

  1. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?… A firequacker. (Fireworks Jokes)
  2. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?… One has a bill on his face; the other has his face on a bill! (American Revolution Jokes)
  3. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn.
  4. When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn.
  5. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?… A Christmas Quacker. (Christmas Jokes)
  6. What time is it when people are throwing pieces of bread at your head during summer camp?…  Time to DUCK! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Duck Jokes)
  7. What quacks, has webbed feet, and betrays his country?… Beneduck Arnold.
  8. What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?… A wise quacker.
  9. Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?… A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it! (American Revolution Jokes)
  10. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?… FOUL weather! (Chicken Jokes & Rain Jokes)