Ketchup Jokes

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(Ketchup Jokes)

Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Olympic Games?… Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! (Lettuce Jokes & Ketchup Jokes)
To save money I made myself a pair of sunglasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles… In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair. (Sunglasses Jokes)
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees. Bad idea… Heinz-Sight 2020.
Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed at the Indianapolis 500?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
Did you hear about the Boston Marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup!” (Lettuce Jokes & Ketchup Jokes)
What does a runner drink when she is in last place at the Boston Marathon?… Ketchup.
Restaurant Waiter: May I help you? Alligator: Yes, do you serve people here? Restaurant Waiter: Yes, of course we do. Alligator: Great. I’d like one with a side of ketchup please. (Alligator Jokes)
I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight. (Hot Dog Jokes)
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! (Mom Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)