Solar Eclipse Jokes

by | May 14, 2022 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best solar eclipse jokes.
  2. What is a top song during a solar eclipse?… Blinded by the Light by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band. (365 Music Jokes / Sun Jokes)
  3. I decided to watch the eclipse with only sunglasses, in spite of all the warnings… I honestly can’t see what all the fuss was about. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  4. What is the #1 song for an eclipse?… the Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (365 Music Jokes)
  5. This past week I made a couple of bucks selling fake eclipse sunglasses… I’m not too worried though, those suckers will never see me again.
  6. Son: Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is? Dad: No sun. (Dad Jokes)
  7. Thankfully, someone created an online resource for everyone who suffered retinal damage watching the solar eclipse… It truly is a site for sore eyes. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
  8. What kind of underwear should you wear during an eclipse?… Fruit of the Moon! (Full Moon Jokes)
  9. How do you organize a solar eclipse party?… You planet. (Astronomy Jokes)
  10. What is the #1 song for a solar eclipse?… Bonnie Tyler – Total Eclipse of the Heart! (365 Music Jokes)
  11. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes)
  12. Why did Lord Voldemort watch the eclipse?… To practice the dark arts. (Harry Potter Jokes)
  13. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (“EE Clips It!”) (Barber Jokes)
  14. What did the sun bring to the solar eclipse party?… A light snack! (Sun Jokes)
  15. What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?… The Moona Lisa. (Art Jokes)
  16. What day is the eclipse happening?… Not sure. Either Sunday or Moonday.
  17. What did the sun say to the moon on the day of the solar eclipse?… “Looks like it’s my night off.” (Labor Day Jokes)
  18. Why did the Earth break up with the moon and make a solo album?… It couldn’t stand being in it’s shadow. (365 Music Jokes)
  19. Jupiter to moon on a solar eclipse: Do you remember the sun? Moon: No, I blocked it out. (Psychology Jokes)
  20. What is the moon’s favorite gum?… Eclipse! (Gum Jokes)
  21. An Eclipse book never written: “The Dark” by Ima Fraid. (Book Jokes)
  22. Why did the teacher bring solar eclipse glasses to school?… She had bright students! (Jokes for Teachers)
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Not the sun. (Sun Jokes)
  24. What did the sun say when it reappeared after an eclipse?… “Pleased to heat you again.” (Sun Jokes)
  25. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
  26. Why were so many children reported missing during the eclipse?… Because no one could find their sun. (Sun Jokes)
  27. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved.
  28. What do you call the moon’s online content?… E-clips. (365 Music Jokes)
  29. I’ll never forget this solar eclipse, it’ll forever be seared into my mind… …and retinas. I really should’ve worn some glasses.
  30. What do you call road-tripping to the eclipse?… Going where the sun don’t shine. (Car Jokes)
  31. What does a blogger from call a full link roundup about solar events?… Total e-clips.
  32. You can look at the solar eclipse directly… Once with your left eye, once with your right eye.
  33. I’m taking my wife for skydiving. So if you see a solar eclipse today… don’t be surprised.
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about solar eclipses?
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good solar eclipse knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good solar eclipses knock-knock joke?
  37. What did the moon say to her therapist?… I’m just going through a phase. (Psychology Jokes)
  38. Why did the moon burp?… Because it was full.
  39. Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, but no atmosphere.
  40. When can astronauts not land on the moon?… When it is full.
  41. Why did the sun burp?… Because it had too much gas.
  42. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes)
  43. What did the scientists conclude when they found bones on the moon?… The cow didn’t make it! (Cow Jokes)
  44. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  45. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes)
  46. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  47. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  48. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  49. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  50. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
  51. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Top Geography Jokes)
  52. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  53. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  54. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  55. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
  56. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
  57. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  58. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
  59. What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
  60. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!”
  62. How do you organize an eclipse party?… You planet.