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More Friday the 13th Jokes…

  1. Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
  2. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  3. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  4. Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
  5. What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
  6. What do Italian’s eat on Friday the 13th?… Fettucinni Afraid-o.
  7. What song does Jason Voorhees sing on Friday the 13th?… “Takin Care of Business”
  8. When Jason Voorhees tells a joke…. it kills!
  9. Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the Friday the 13th dance?…Because he had no body to go with. (Halloween Jokes)
  10. What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  11. What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY! (Halloween Jokes)
  12. Why don’t Americans worry about Friday the 13th?… After losing their home, job, and 401k nothing scares them anymore!
  13. What do evil spirits sing on Friday the 13th?… “Voorhees a jolly good fellow. Voorhees a jolly good fellow.”
  14. What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares(Horse Racing Jokes)
  15. When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck! (Horse Racing Jokes)
  16. Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.