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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Covid jokes.
- Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
- Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes & Covid Jokes)
- When I went to get my Covid vaccinations the young nurse told me they were very nervous as it was their first time… I told them to give it their best shot. (Nurse Jokes)
- Memorial Day 2020: Not a single person at those Memorial Day swim parties in Missouri was social distancing. They were packed in there, shoulder-to-shoulder, splashing around, making a… …second wave pool. (Covid Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
- Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees. Bad idea… Heinz-Sight 2020.
- Cinco de Mayo is cancelled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- How do you know if a penguin has Covid?… It has to ice-olate. (Penguin Jokes)
- Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (Flower Jokes & Covid Jokes)
- 2020 has a new calendar out January February Lockdown December.
- The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season…. Apparently they never take any shots. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes & Ground Hog Day Jokes)
- Whoever is in charge of rolling out the welcome mat for 2022, please, Please, PLEASE do a good job… the last two year’s the person failed. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Covid?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Covid knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Covid knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (California Jokes)
- The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Wow, it’s August 2020? This year flu by………………………. (August Jokes)
- My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Pizza Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding… Now I’m totally sick, bro! (Skateboarding Jokes)
- Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my high school graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.” (Graduation Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
- Summer 2020: My dad said everything would be back to normal by June… So I told him yesterday “Julyed!” (Dad Jokes & June Jokes)
- Summer 2020: I was 25 when 2020 started… It’s June and I’m 52. (June Jokes)
- Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my middle school graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.”
- Did you hear about Six Flags new roller coaster?… They are calling it 2020. (Flag Day Jokes)
- Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my college graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.”