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(Covid Jokes)

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Covid jokes.
  2. Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
  3. Army soldiers can’t comprehend the 6-foot social distancing requirement… But everyone in the Navy can fathom it. (Army Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  4. When I went to get my Covid vaccinations the young nurse told me they were very nervous as it was their first time… I told them to give it their best shot. (Nurse Jokes)
  5. Memorial Day 2020: Not a single person at those Memorial Day swim parties in Missouri was social distancing. They were packed in there, shoulder-to-shoulder, splashing around, making a… …second wave pool. (Covid Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  6. Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees. Bad idea… Heinz-Sight 2020.
  7. Cinco de Mayo is cancelled in 2020, so… hold de Mayo! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  8. This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo in a long time … When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  9. How do you know if a penguin has Covid?… It has to ice-olate. (Penguin Jokes)
  10. Has anyone else’s gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?… I planted myself on my couch at the beginning of March 2020 and I’ve grown significantly since. (Flower Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  11. 2020 has a new calendar out January February Lockdown December.
  12. The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season…. Apparently they never take any shots. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  13. Why is coronavirus like Groundhog Day?… If you stick your head outside and encounter another person, you get 6 more weeks of quarantine. (Doctor Jokes & Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  14. Whoever is in charge of rolling out the welcome mat for 2022, please, Please, PLEASE do a good job… the last two year’s the person failed. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  15. With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what is the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?…  Masked potatoes. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  16. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20. (Covid Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Covid?
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Covid knock-knock joke?
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Covid knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. During 2020 & 2021 with Covid, what happened when the smog lifted over Los Angeles?… UCLA. (California Jokes)
  21. The taco chef hasn’t turned up to work for a week…. He has a bad queso the flu. (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. Wow, it’s August 2020? This year flu by………………………. (August Jokes)
  23. My local pizza place is struggling to stay afloat…They really knead the dough! (Pizza Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  24. I was tired of quarantine so I decided to go out and start skateboarding… Now I’m totally sick, bro! (Skateboarding Jokes)
  25. Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my high school graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.” (Graduation Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  26. Summer 2020: My dad said everything would be back to normal by June… So I told him yesterday “Julyed!” (Dad Jokes & June Jokes)
  27. Summer 2020: I was 25 when 2020 started… It’s June and I’m 52. (June Jokes)
  28. Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my middle school graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.”
  29. Did you hear about Six Flags new roller coaster?… They are calling it 2020. (Flag Day Jokes)
  30. Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my college graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.”