High School Graduation Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best high school graduation jokes.
  2. I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the principal’s hand. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  4. After 72 years since not completing her high school, my Grandma finally went back and earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends. (Grandparent Jokes)
  5. I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat… Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a graduation photographer. (Labor Day Jokes & Photography Jokes)
  6. I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  7. After Graduating from High School, A son moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  8. What kind of school do you graduate from if you’re a giant?… High school. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  9. Why didn’t the pirate make it to the honor roll when he graduated?… All of his scores were in the C’s. (Graduation Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
  10. Why did the high school students study in the airplane for final exams?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  11. A high school graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
  12. Where did the ice-cream man graduate high school from?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes / High School Jokes / High School Graduation Jokes)
  13. After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking. (Hiking Jokes & Camping Jokes)
  14. How did the culinary graduate’s final exam go?… She says it was a piece of cake. (Graduation Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  15. What did the high school graduate ask when he entered his graduation ceremony?… Is it one degree hotter in here? (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you complete your last high school science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
  17. Graduation: Where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes. (Grammar Jokes)
  18. Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that high school students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. (Psychology Jokes)
  19. My son just graduated from high school. My friends asked me what he majored in. I told them he was studying to be an astronaut… he took up space. (Astronomy Jokes)
  20. Graduation Party: Knock Knock. Who’s there?…Dishes….Dishes who?… Dishes the police, come out with your hands up!! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  21. A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a high school graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
  22. My 10 year high school reunion was this weekend… I ran into these twin brothers I hadn’t seen since graduation, and I thought to myself.. “Well, you two still look the same.” (College Jokes / High School Jokes / Twin Jokes)
  23. While watching graduation, I like to think all my students have the same potential. However, when shaking their hands afterwards, I really felt that wasn’t true… It was quite shocking!
  24. Why did everyone think the valedictorian was so charming?… He was known to be a class act. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you buy me a hat for my high school graduation? (Hat Jokes)
  26. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Gum Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  27. LinkedIn is the worst dating app… All people want to talk about is work and what I plan on doing after high school graduation.
  28. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural” she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  29. I’d advise you graduates to keep your graduation gown… It’s the only outfit you might not outgrow.
  30. Why are high school graduation ceremonies so warm?… There are hundreds of degrees packed in there.
  31. Why did the M&M want to graduate high school?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  32. High school graduations are so immature… You can hardly get to the end without name calling.
  33. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes)
  34. High school graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. – Melanie White (Book Jokes)
  35. The corn will graduate from high school tomorrow… We should attend the ceremony and corn-gratulate him! (College Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  36. The best student at the corn high is called… the a-corn. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  37. At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch…So I told a bunch of my friends “I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation.” Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them “Here’s the punch line.” (Watermelon Jokes)
  38. What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?… “I’m Prada you son.”
  39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys high school graduation day! (Summer Jokes)
  40. What faculty member was friends with all the seniors?… The princi-pal. (Principal Jokes)
  41. I got hit by a car on my way to my high school graduation… The worst part is, I had the right of passage. (Car Jokes)
  42. When I finished high school I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18, and I could just have his motorcycle. (Cemetery Jokes)
  43. It’s tough out there, but if you take your education and apply yourselves, you will eventually succeed in finding…..an unpaid internship!
  44. The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
  45. Name a bus you can never enter?… A syllabus. (College Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  46. My high school graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot…. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Basketball Jokes)
  47. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on high school graduation day?… Looking sharp! (Fish Jokes)
  48. Why didn’t the sun go to high school?… Because it already had a million degrees! (College Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  49. Class of 2020: When my future children ask me about my high school graduation… And how I answer: “The graduation was great! But the reception was terrible.” (Graduation Jokes & Covid Jokes)
  50. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about high school graduation?
  51. I will never forget my daughter’s words to me at her graduation.”Wow dad.. After 18 years you decide to come back…” (Dad Jokes)
  52. Why did one high school in the city stop organizing graduation ceremonies?… There was too much name-calling in it. (High School Jokes)
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good high school graduation knock-knock joke?
  54. One good thing about high school graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is. (Hat Jokes)
  55. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the high school graduation?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to go with.
  56. Why did the high school senior chuck his watch out the window?… He wished that time would fly. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good high school graduation knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the assistant principal’s hand. (Principal Jokes)
  59. What did the high school graduate say when his mom asked him why he didn’t pick up his phone at his graduation?… I couldn’t pick up because the reception was horrible.
  60. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys graduation! (Graduation Knock Knock Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  61. Why do all the students bring ladders to ninth grade?… They’re in high school now. (High School Jokes & High School Graduation Jokes)
  62. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys high school graduation day! (Summer Jokes)
  63. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the high school prom?… Cause he had ‘no body’ to dance with.
  64. When I graduated from high school, I was so poor and couldn’t afford college. So my parents sent me to dog training school. I learned a lot when I was there. Sit, stay, roll over. I haven’t quite got the fetching part down. They say I’m a little rough around the edges.
  65. I’ll be honest. I did not graduate at the top of my class. In fact, I was so close to the bottom, my sheepskin had a tail.
  66. Chuck Norris graduated high school in one hour.
  67. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good high school graduation joke? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)