January 15th is Hat Day. Click here for an explanation!
- One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is. (Graduation Jokes)
- What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
- “I just bought a new hat”… “Fedora?”… “No, for me.”
- I’m not saying that my friend doesn’t think deeply, but usually the only thing on his mind is his hat.
- Who wears the biggest hat in the army?… The one with the biggest head.
- A friend always wears a nun’s outfit and hat when he’s out. It’s just a habit that he has.
- Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them.
- What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?… Tyrannosaurus Tex.
- Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora. (Top Tennis Jokes)