January 15th is Hat Day. Click here for an explanation!

  1. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  2. One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is. (Graduation Jokes)
  3. What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.”
  4. “I just bought a new hat”… “Fedora?”… “No, for me.”
  5. I’m not saying that my friend doesn’t think deeply, but usually the only thing on his mind is his hat.
  6. Who wears the biggest hat in the army?… The one with the biggest head.
  7. A friend always wears a nun’s outfit and hat when he’s out. It’s just a habit that he has.
  8. Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them.
  9. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?… Tyrannosaurus Tex.
  10. Spotted a chap playing tennis in a hat the other day. Think it was Roger Fedora. (Top Tennis Jokes)