Arizona Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Arizona jokes.
  2. How hot is it in Arizona?… It is so hot, the cows are giving evaporated milk. (Cow Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 drink in Phoenix?… Iced-T, Arizona Iced-T of course. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  4. This summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  5. I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona! (Nebraska Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  6. I have Tuscons… They both live in Arizona. (Dad Jokes)
  7. So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  8. How hot is it in Arizona?… Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  9. How hot is it in Arizona?… You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  10. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm was likely to hit the Eastern US. Good news for Arizona residents: you were not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix. (Hurricane Jokes)
  11. Have you heard about Sting’s new business?… He now repossesses cars in Arizona and lines them up in desert rows. (365 Music Jokes)
  12. What did Theodore Roosevelt Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arizona)
  13. Can you name the capital in Arizona?… “A.”
  14. A woman from Arizona who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  15. What is the tallest building in ?… The Arizona State Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  16. Did you hear the joke about Humphrey’s Peak?… You won’t get over it. (Mountains of Arizona & Hiking Jokes)
  17. Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot… …but at least it’s a dry cough. (Covid Jokes)
  18. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for each state)
  19. My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LVII on February 12th 2023 in Glendale, Arizona not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Arizona knock-knock joke?
  21. Why should you never buy golf equipment made in Arizona?… Because Arizona drivers are terrible. (Golf Jokes & Car Jokes)
  22. What do you get when you cross an earthquake with a heat wave?… Shake ‘n’ Bake. (Earthquake Jokes)
  23. The only constants in life are taxes, death, and… 99c+tax AriZona Iced Tea.
  24. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Arizona State Turnpike!
  25. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Salt River!
  26. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Gila River.(Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Arizona knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. Why won’t any of Arizona’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired. (Bike Jokes)
  29. I just got fired from my cartography job in Arizona… They said I had no sense of Yuma.
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Arizona?
  31. A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.” The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona, the other is in Colorado. When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.” The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.” The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs. “Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains. “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.” “It hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
  32. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta visit Arizona. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
  33. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Santa Cruz River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  34. If a plane crashed on the borders of California and Arizona where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  35. Arizona: If You Don’t Hikje, Don’t Bother! (Hiking Jokes)
  36. A retired Arizoan man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  37. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Arizona?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  38. Speaking of driving… Arizona roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  39. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Arizona. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in! (Teacher Jokes)
  40. Tourist: “Lived in Flagstaff all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  41. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arizona Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  42. Where do Arizona elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  43. I have the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the Phoenix Zoo. (Zoo Jokes)
  44. How do the zebras at the Reid Park Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  45. I’m absolutely disgusted with the state my life is in right now Arizona… I live in Arizona.
  46. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Heritage Park Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  47. In what state does the Verde River flow?… Liquid. (Ten Longest Rivers in Arizona)
  48. What is a Agassiz Peak favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  49. Over the summer, Arizona is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 128°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)
  50. Over the winter, Arizona is expected to break the coldest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as -40°F… NOT cool.. FREEZING. (Winter Jokes)
  51. Why is a Colorado River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  52. What did Arizona see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  53. In the news, Arizona had it’s first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  54. A man from Arizona was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  55. Why can’t Camelback Mountain and Mount Lemmon play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Oregon Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  56. How many Arizona men do you need before you can make change for a dollar?… You can’t. Nobody in Arizona has any cents.
  57. What is an Arizona cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  58. What does the average Arizona high school student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  59. Why do Arizona students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  60. No, really. I’ve been holding my breath for someone in Arizona use their turn signal and I haven’t breathed since 2005. (Car Jokes)
  61. Arizona: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  62. Arizona: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  63. How do you get a man in Arizona to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  64. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Arizona.
  65. How many Arizoan State University freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  66. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  67. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Arizona Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  68. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Arizona Resident: “No, not yet.”
  69. The only difference between Arizona and an oven is that an oven doesn’t produce serial killers.
  70. I went to Arizona yesterday and a cop asked me if I have a criminal record… I said “No, is that still required?”
  71. What does the average Arizona State University student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  72. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Arizona joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Arizona. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Arizona, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Arizoan, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Arizoan joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  73. A man for Arizona came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  74. Whats the difference between Arizona and cheerios?… Nothing. They both belong in a bowl.
  75. What did Canyon Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Arizona)
  76. Did you hear the joke about Superstition Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Mountains of Arizona & Hiking Jokes)
  77. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Arizona? 
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Arizona? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the professional sports teams in Arizona? 
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Arizona? (State Capitals)
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Arizona?  
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Arizona?  
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most highest mountain in Arizona? (Hiking Jokes)  
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Arizona?  
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Arizona? 
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Arizona?
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Arizona?  
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Arizoan?  
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant in Arizona?   
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living in Arizona?  
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Arizona? 
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game at Arizona State?
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to a game at the University of Arizona. 
  94. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Arizona? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot of Arizoan State? (College Mascots)
  96. Where do Arizona elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  97. Where do Arizona middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  98. Where do Arizona high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  99. Why did the Arizona teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  100. Why did the Arizona teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  101. Why did the Arizona teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  102. Why did the Arizona teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  103. What did Arizona see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  104. What did the Arizona flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  105. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  106. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  107. Divorced couples in Arizona are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  108. What do you call the 2014 event between two cities that legalized marijuana?… The Super Bowl.
  109. Yes, marijuana is legal in Arizona… now leaf the jokes alone.
  110. Arizona, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  111. Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant… The concierge asks, “Do you have reservations?” One of the guys replies, “Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona.”