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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about archaeology.
- All archaeology research is groundbreaking.
- A group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient man… It was a real shindig. (Skeleton Jokes)
- What did the archaeologist say to the other archaeologist?… I got a bone to pick with you. (Skeleton Jokes)
- An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have… The older she gets the more interested he is in her. (Marriage Jokes)
- Never marry an archaeologist… They’re always digging up the past! (Marriage Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to the homecoming dance?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Homecoming Jokes)
- My archaeologist co-worker tried to blackmail me the other day… Turns out he got a lot of dirt on me. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I recently started dating an archaeologist… It just goes to show that they will date anything.
- When a knight in armor was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave?… Rust in peace! (Knight Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)
- What was the most popular kids’ movie in Ancient Greece?… Troy Story. (Movie Jokes)
- What do you get in a 5-star pyramid?… A tomb with a view. (Cemetery Jokes)
- Archaeologists discover that Rome was in fact built in a day… Slackers everywhere suddenly feel a massive obligation to be more productive. (World Geography Jokes)
- How did the two archaeologists fall in love… Carbon dating.
- Do mummies enjoy being mummies?… Of corpse! (Cemetery Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Prom Jokes)
- Why did Cleopatra think she didn’t need a psychiatrist?… Because she was the Queen of Denial. (Psychology Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- How does King Tut’s secretary answer his calls?… “He can’t talk right now, he’s all wrapped up.” (World Geography Jokes & Secretary Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about archaeology?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good archaeology knock-knock joke?
- An archaeologist is the best wife a man can have… The older he gets the more interested she is in him. (Marriage Jokes)
- Why did the archaeologist’s wife divorce him?… He was carbon-dating behind her back. (Divorce Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good archaeology knock knock jokes?(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Cleopatra: “I’d love to take a milk bath.” Attendant: “Pasteurized?” Cleopatra: “No, just up to my neck” (Milk Jokes)
- What song does an archaeologist listen to when their work site is closed?… No Diggity. (365 Music Jokes)
- I hate archaeologists… They always act like they have a bone in to pick. (Skeleton Jokes)
- Two archaeologists were excavating a tomb in Egypt. Archaeologist #1: I just found another tomb of a mummefied pharoah! Archaeologist #2: Are you serious? Archaeologist #1: No bones about it! (World Geography Jokes)
- Did you hear about the angry mummy?… He flipped his lid. (Mummy Jokes)
- Archaeologists say that Roman cement was stronger than it is in modern times… I need to see some concrete evidence. (World Geography Jokes)
- Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt?… Because his career was in ruins. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a very, very, very, very, very old joke?… Pre-hysterical!
- What sort of art do archaeologists like best?… Post-impressionism! (Art Jokes)
- What do you call a Roman Emperor with a cold?… Julius Sneezer.
- What do an Archaeologist and Cancel Culture have in common?… They both love to dig up the past.
- My archaeologist friend was looking sad at work, so I asked him if there was something wrong “Of course there is!” He said. “My work is in ruins!” (Labor Day Jokes)
- Where did Caesar keep his armies?… Up his sleevies.
- Why wasn’t the archaeologist interested in girls?… Because he only dated mummies. (Mummy Jokes)
- Why didn’t Napoleon like to fight his battles on windy days?… In case he was blown apart.
- Why did King Richard III go to the dentist?… To get his teeth crowned! (Top Dentist Jokes)
- Why wasn’t sunbathing an Olympic sport in ancient Greece?… Because the best you can get is bronze. (Olympic Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists get all the girls?… Because they have the best dating techniques.
- Why do archaeologists get all the boys?… Because they have the best dating techniques.
- Who’s your mummy? (Mummy Jokes)
- Why did the archaeologist’s husband divorce her?… She was carbon-dating behind his back. (Divorce Jokes)
- Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?… Yes, the Bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court! (Top Tennis Jokes)
- When did Caesar reign? I didn’t know he reigned…. Of course he did, didn’t they hail him? (Rain Jokes)
- Did you hear the one about the archaeologist that was found napping on the job?… Apparently, he was stoned. (Napping Jokes)
- Most mothers tell their daughters to marry doctors… I told mine to marry an archaeologist because the older she gets, the more interested he will be in her. (Doctor Jokes)
- Most mothers tell their sonss to marry doctors… I told mine to marry an archaeologist because the older he gets, the more interested she will be in him. (Doctor Jokes)
- Never date an archaeologist… They’re always digging up the past!
- Teacher: What is a forum? Pupil: Two-um plus two-um! (Pi Day Jokes)
- Why was the Archaeologist standing in front of his washing machine?… He was watching briefs!
- Why do archaeologists like dead people?… They get enough of those stiffs! (Cemetery Jokes)
- How did the ancient Romans cut their hair?… With a pair of Caesars. (Barber Jokes)
- After a hard day’s excavation, an Egyptologist had a pain in her lower back. It didn’t last long though, she was ok after she saw a cairopractitioner!
- Why did the Roman Coliseum have to close?… The lions had eaten up all the prophets! (Lion Jokes)
- Why are archaeologists greedy?… We want archaic… and eat it!
- Which English King invented the fireplace?… Alfred the Grate. (King Jokes)
- How was the Roman Empire cut in half?… With a pair of Caesars.
- Aside from criminology… I’d say archaeology has the highest body count.
- Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?… Because there were so many knights. (Knight Jokes)
- What did the sign In front of the Ancient Egyptian funeral home say?… Satisfaction guaranteed or double your MUMMY back! (Mummy Jokes)
- Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?… Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
- Why do females make the best archaeologists?… Because they absolutely love digging up everything that has happened in the past.
- How is working at McDonald’s like being an archaeologist in Athens?… Either way, you end up smelling like ancient grease. (Fast Food Jokes)
- A gladiator was having a rough day at the arena-his opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up. He was now both unarmed and defeated.
- “In a thousand years archaeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.” Olivia Wilde
- What did the archaeologist find… He won’t tell me but he said it’s groundbreaking.
- What’s the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?… One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood. (Canoe Jokes)
- If archaeology is just a science than Mount Everest is just a hill. (World Geography Jokes & Hiking Jokes)
- Archaeologists dig your features.
- Archaeologists like it dirty.
- “Archaeologists, experts in dating methods.” Dan Kearns
- What do you call a jewish archaeologist?… Torah the explorer.
- The majority of archaeologists are women… Because of their natural ability to dig up the past.
- What precedes two archaeologists getting married… Carbon dating. (Marriage Jokes)