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  1. The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.” The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” “No,” she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.” The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?” The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you. (Nurse Jokes)
  2. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  3. What did the mommy leaf and daddy leaf call their son?… Russell. (Fall Jokes)
  4. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?… a Mole – Bile. (Mole Day Jokes)
  5. Did you hear about the baby swimmer?… He could only do the crawl. (Swimming Jokes)
  6. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason. (Election Jokes)
  7. A couple in Montana had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Montana Jokes)
  8. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
  9. Which type of worms do storks like most?…  Birthworms. (Worm Jokes)
  10. Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
  11. What is a spring chick after it is five months old?… Six months old. (Chicken Jokes & Baby Jokes)