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  1. What do baby corns call their daddy?… Popcorn.
  2. What did the baby corn say to momma corn?… Where is pop corn? (Mother’s Day Jokes Father’s Day Jokes / Popcorn Jokes)
  3. Do you want to know why the republicans won’t impeach Trump?… Because they believe in carrying a baby to full term. (Impeachment Jokes)
  4. A tourist in Hawaii is amazed at how healthy and invigorated he feels after just a few days into visiting the islands… He strikes up a conversation with one of the locals while they are wading out into the crystal clear, warm surf on yet another perfect island day. “I just can’t get over how beautiful this place is,” the tourist says excitedly, “I feel great! I haven’t felt this young and healthy in years! Island life is fantastic!” The local says, “I know what you mean! Take me for instance. When I came here I was totally bald, didn’t have any teeth and I couldn’t even walk…and look at me now!” The tourist looks at him and says, “Wow, that’s amazing! How long have you been here?” The local says, “Oh, I was born here.” (Hawaii Jokes)
  5. The nurse told the parents of a newly born child, “You have a cute baby.” The smiling husband said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.” “No,” she replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.” The husband again asked “So what do you say to the others?” The nurse replied, “The baby looks just like you. (Nurse Jokes)
  6. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Football Jokes & Baby Jokes)
  7. What did the mommy leaf and daddy leaf call their son?… Russell. (Fall Jokes)
  8. What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling?… a Mole – Bile. (Mole Day Jokes)
  9. Did you hear about the baby swimmer?… He could only do the crawl. (Swimming Jokes)
  10. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason. (Election Jokes)
  11. A couple in Montana had a baby… Now their population is 17! (Montana Jokes)
  12. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
  13. Which type of worms do storks like most?…  Birthworms. (Worm Jokes)
  14. Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee! (Bee Jokes for Kids & Baby Jokes)
  15. What is a spring chick after it is five months old?… Six months old. (Chicken Jokes & Baby Jokes)