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1. What did the Cape Cod Canal say to the Bourne Bridge?… Nothing it waved!
2. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on!
3. What is the best way to communicate with a fish on Cape Cod?… Drop it a line!
4. Where do Cape Cod fish work?… The Offish!
5. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Top Pirate Jokes)
6. Why did the Cape Cod fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure!
7. Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship near Nantucket Sound?… All the sailors were marooned.
8. Why don’t Island Creek Oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
9. What did one Cape Cod National Seashore wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
10. Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (180 School Jokes)
11. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish!
12. What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
13. Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
14. What did the Chatham shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty!
15. What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel!
16. Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
17. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Cape Cod National Seashore?… It gets wet.
18. What happens when you throw a red rock into the Cape Cod National Seashore?… It sinks to the bottom.
19. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the Cape Cod National Seashore?… Glass flippers.
20. What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels.
21. What does a Cape Cod National Seashore mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra. (Top Algebra Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
22. What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
23. Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
24. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck.
25. What happened to the Chatham shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw.
26. Why does the Cape Cod National Seashore wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells!
27. What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
28. A Cod walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
29. What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
30. Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another.
31. Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.
32. Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean.
33. Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station.
34. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist.
35. What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune.
36. What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.
37. Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed!
38. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
39. What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean. (World Oceans Day Jokes)