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More Alabama Jokes….

  1. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  2. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
  4. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Baby Gifts)
  5. Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
  6. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
  7. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  8. Can you name the capital in Alabama?… “A.”
  9. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Alabama Lakes)
  10. What is the tallest building in ?… The Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
  12. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Alabama River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alabama)
  13. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Chattahoochee River!
  14. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Tennessee River!
  15. If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  16. Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. 
  17. Why do Alabama students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (Biology Jokes)
  18. Why did the Auburn football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. 
  19. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Florida-Alabama border.