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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best R2D2 jokes.
  2. Knock, Knock…. Who’s there?… Art… Art who?… R2-D2! (Star Wars Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character of all time… They bleeped out every word he said!
  4. Obi-Wan: These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Stormtrooper: They R2!
  5. After watching Star Wars with my son for the first time today, he looked up at me and asked, “Daddy, why was R2D2 such a potty mouth?” Puzzled, I asked him what he meant. He replied, “Well, they had to bleep out every word he said!” (Dad Jokes)
  6. What is R2-D2’s favorite style of music?… Beep-boxing! (365 Music Jokes)
  7. Why did C-3P0 get lost?… He went on an R2-Dtour.
  8. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?… R2 Detour.
  9. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D… … and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
  10. Who swore the most in star wars? R2-D2, they beeped out every word he said.
  11. What is R2D2 short for?… Because he has small legs!
  12. Husband: “That is him. That’s Kenny Baker, the actor who played R2D2 in Star Wars.” Wife: “Are you sure?” It doesn’t look like him, go on over and ask.” Husband: (A couple of minutes later) I walked back over to her. Wife: “Well, what did he say?” Husband: “Nothing. It’s a rubbish bin.”
  13. Does R2-D2 have any brothers?… No, only Transistors.
  14. Who curses the most in Star Wars? R2-D2… everything he says is bleeped out.
  15. What do you call a droid that uses the toilet?… R2-peepoo.
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about R2D2?
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good R2D2 knock-knock joke?
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good R2D2 knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)