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NASCAR JOKES

  1. How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Fall Jokes)
  2. Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  3. Pi had its driver’s license revoked because it didn’t know when to stop. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  4. What do you tell a hitchhiker on Leap Day?… Hop In. (Leap Year Jokes)
  5. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes)
  6. How do you lift a frozen car?… With a Jack Frost. (Christmas Jokes)
  7. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Middle School Jokes)
  8. If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on memorial day weekend.
  9. Patient to nurse, “I feel run down.” Nurse, “ What makes you say that?” Patient, “The tire marks across my legs. (Nurse Jokes)
  10. What type of cars do elves drive?… Toy-otas. (Car Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  11. What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  12. If you want to avoid traffic this Memorial Day then avoid traveling on memorial day weekend. (Memorial Day Jokes)
  13. A woman locked her car key in her car, so she asked a passerby for help. The passerby took off his pants, rolled it into a ball and rubbed it on the car door. The car door springs open. Amazed, the woman asked the passerby how did he do it, to which he replied:”It’s simple, these are khaki pants” (Car Jokes)
  14. Before I get into Spring Break traffic, I cover my car in Mucinex…It really thins out the congestion. (Car Jokes)