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NASCAR JOKES

  1. How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Fall Jokes)
  2. Why did Spider-Man borrow his parent’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
  3. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes)
  4. How do you lift a frozen car?… With a Jack Frost. (Christmas Jokes)
  5. Why did the middle school student stare at the automobile’s radio?…. He wanted to watch a car-tune. (Middle School Jokes)
  6. What type of cars do elves drive?… Toy-otas. (Car Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  7. What do you call a groundhog that drives recklessly?… A road hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)