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101 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

(Elf Jokes)

More Elf Jokes…

  1. Why wouldn’t Santa ride his sleigh on Christmas Eve?… For elf and safety concerns. (Doctor Jokes & Christmas Eve Jokes)
  2. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  3. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
  4. What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Christmas Jokes & Labor Jokes)
  5. What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?… Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
  6. “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?” (Christmas Jokes)
  7. Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  8. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  9. What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  10. When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?… Sandy Claus. (Summer Jokes)
  11. What do you call a greedy elf?… Elfish. (Elf Jokes)
  12. What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
  13. What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper! (Music Jokes)
  14. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes Elf Jokes)
  15. Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?… Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! (Disney Jokes)
  16. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Winter Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  17. What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?… Santapplause! (Elf Jokes)
  18. Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?… Because it’s bad for your elf! (Fast Food Jokes)
  19. What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk!
  20. What does Santa use to bake cakes?… Elf-raising flour. (Cake Jokes)