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101 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers
- My son asked me if the Santa’s Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings… I said grow up Son, you’re 42 years old. (Elf Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What time did Tolkien finish Lord of the Rings?… At elven o’clock!
- A human, an elf and an orc walk into a bar…The Hobbit laughs and walks under it! (Elf Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Why did the elf look so mad?… He had a resting Grinch face. (Grinch Jokes)
- What did the elves call Santa when he accidentally stepped on a bag of cashews?… A nutcracker. (Santa Jokes & Nutcracker Jokes)
- What did Frodo say when he saw the elves dancing?… It must be Christmas time. (Dance Jokes / Christmas Jokes / Elf Jokes)
- Why did the thief rob the Keebler elves?… Because they had a lot of dough. (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes)
- An Elf, a Dwarf, a hobbit and a Wizard walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, a joke?” (Beer Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 for his role as Legolas in the Lord of the Rings trilogy… One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire. (Movie Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What did the Orc say after being shot by an Elf?… Well that was an arrowing experience! (Archery Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What did Frodo say when he saw the elves dancing?… It must be Christmas time. (Dance Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Why wouldn’t Santa ride his sleigh on Christmas Eve?… For elf and safety concerns. (Doctor Jokes & Christmas Eve Jokes)
- What do you call a house-elf in a hotel?… A Dobby in a lobby
- How does an electrician free Dobby?… With a shock!
- How do wizards read PDFs?… With a Dobby. (Computer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- How do wizards read PDFs?… With a Dobby. (Computer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What kind of pictures do Elves take?… Elfies!
- What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes & High School Psychology Lessons)
- My son asked me if the Santa’s Elves were the same Elves from Lord of the Rings… I said grow up Son, you’re 42 years old. (Elf Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
- What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Christmas Jokes & Labor Jokes)
- What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?… Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow!
- “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?” (Christmas Jokes)
- Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
- What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
- When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?… Sandy Claus. (Summer Jokes)
- What do you call a greedy elf?… Elfish. (Elf Jokes)
- What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper! (Music Jokes)
- What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?… Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! (Disney Jokes)
- Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Winter Jokes & Elf Jokes)
- What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?… Santapplause! (Elf Jokes)
- Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?… Because it’s bad for your elf! (Fast Food Jokes)
- What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk!
- What does Santa use to bake cakes?… Elf-raising flour. (Cake Jokes)