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  1. The Patriots aren’t going to the Super Bowl this year… I’m deflated. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. “Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because you’ll be through it in 40 minutes.”
  3. Rhode Island is the state where size doesn’t matter.
  4. Speaking of driving… Rhode Island roads are adventurous because no one knows how to drive.
  5. Welcome to Rhode Island! Enjoy it, because it ends in 40 feet.
  6. Rhode Island has TWO capitals. Can you name them?… “R” and “I”
  7. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in Rhode Island)
  8. What is the tallest building in?… Rhode Island Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  9. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Rhode Island Turnpike!
  10. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Blackstone River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Rhode Island)
  11. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Pawcatuck River!
  12. The 1st group of early Americans who were really fond of earthquakes were the Quakers. (Earthquake Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  13. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Wood River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  14. If a plane crashed on the borders of Rhode Island and Massachusetts where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  15. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Rhode Island. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Rhode Island! (Teacher Jokes)
  16. Did you hear the joke about Jerimoth Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Rhode Island Mountains)
  17. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Rhode Island Resident: “No, not yet.”
  18. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  19. Where do Rhode Island elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  20. Where do Rhode Island middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  21. Where do Rhode Island high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  22. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  24. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  25. Why did the Rhode Island teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  26. A couple in Rhode Island had a baby… Now their population is 117! (Baby Jokes)
  27. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Rhode Island library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
  28. How many University of Rhode Island freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  29. Why is “The Wave” banned in Ryan Center?… Two Rams fans drowned last year.
  30. Why did the Rhode Island regents decide to cover Dunkin’ Donuts Center in cardboard?… Because the Friars always look better on paper.
  31. Why do Brown University students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.