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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best walking jokes.
  2. Why do trees always walk so slowly?… All they can do is lumber around. (Tree Jokes)
  3. How did Harry Potter get down the hill?… Walking. JK, rolling. (Walking Jokes & Hiking Jokes)
  4. How did the lacrosse player cross the road?… He used lacrosse walk! (Lacrosse Jokes)
  5. I hate school and got caught skipping the other day… My principal said, “Walk normal next time.” (Principal Jokes)
  6. A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, “Saruman, didn’t see you there!” (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  7. I started walking around without any shoes… and it became a sort of hobbit. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  8. Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Car Jokes)
  9. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking.
  10. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Car Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  11. Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away) (Principal Jokes)
  12. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Full Moon Jokes)
  13. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
  14. I was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!” (Travel Guest Blogs & Colorado Jokes)
  15. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  16. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. (Walking Jokes)
  17. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
  18. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane. (Hurricane Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  19. I have to walk early in the morning… before my brain figures out what I’m doing. (Psychology Jokes)
  20. Who says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Christmas Jokes)
  21. What is a great song for National Walking Day?… Walking Man by James Taylor. (365 Music Jokes)
  22. What do you call the father you walk all over?… Stepdad. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  23. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for lunch.
  24. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  25. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Full Moon Jokes)
  26. What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted! (Car Jokes)
  27. What’s the difference between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?… One’s an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  28. Two peanuts were walking down the road… Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted. (Peanut Jokes)
  29. What do you call a person who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… A lacrosse coach.
  30. During a trail walk, my friend was so tired she said to me, “Slow down you. Don’t you Everest?”
  31. Walking to the top of the mountain is an absolute blast!… Everything is just downhill from there.
  32. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  33. Son: “How was the hike?” Dad: “It had its ups and downs.”
  34. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… ouch!
  35. My friend and I were walking on a trail and were lost. He was annoyed and threw the map at me, so now I know where I stand.
  36. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  37. What does Winnie the Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about walking?
  39. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandpa walk faster?… A hurricane. (Hurricane Jokes & Grandparent Jokes)
  40. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  41. Why didn’t Luke Skywalker cross the road?… Because he got a ticket for Skywalking. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  42. Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk. (Bird Jokes)
  43. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their 1st moon walk. (Music Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  44. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good walking knock-knock joke?
  45. I asked my father about our hiking plan. He said, “Let’s summit up.”
  46. A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, “Aren’t you going to help?”. The man says no five should be enough.
  47. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!  (Taco Jokes)
  48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good walking knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  49. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
  50. What did the guide say when he left the hikers on their own?… May the forest be with you.
  51. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  52. I bought a new jacket for a hiking trip… It’s called a trail blazer.
  53. Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?… It was too far to walk. (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  54. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their last moon walk. (Music Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  55. What do you call the mother you walk all over?… Stepdad. (Father’s Day Jokes)
  56. What is a Pope who loves hiking called?… A Roamin’ Catholic.
  57. What did the cook say after making stir fry at a playground?… It was a wok in the park.
  58. We’d gone camping, and my friend was annoying me, so I told him to go take a hike.
  59. I was walking on a trail and dropped my trail mix… I started wondering if it was a trail remix now.
  60. Our class was determined to finish the hike around the lake… come hill or high water.
  61. Which is the laziest mountain?… Mount Ever rest.
  62. Why are mountains so funny?… Because they are hill areas.
  63. My grandma started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  64. The mountain looked a bit hard in the beginning… but I got over it.
  65. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for dinner.
  66. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for breakfast.
  67. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for a snack.