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  1. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  2. Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids)
  3. What does Winnie the Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bear Jokes)
  4. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. (Music Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  5. What do you get if you walk behind a car?… Exhausted! (Car Jokes)
  6. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60….. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  7. Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Hiking Jokes)
  8. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  9. Who says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Christmas Jokes)
  10. If you’re on a walk and find a fork in the road, what do you do?… Stop for lunch.
  11. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I’m doing. (Psychology Jokes)
  12. Two peanuts were walking down the road… Suddenly a robber jumped out and one was assalted. (Peanut Jokes)
  13. What did the penne say to the macaroni when they were walking slowly?… Go pasta! Go pasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  14. Yesterday I was walking, and I was wondering why everyone always told me to look both ways before crossing a street… And then it hit me. (Car Jokes)
  15. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk. (Bird Jokes)
  17. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk! (Full Moon Jokes)
  18. A man is walking along the road when he sees his mother in law being attacked by five men. His wife asks, “Aren’t you going to help?”.The man says no five should be enough.

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  1. What did the man say when he walked into the bar?… ouch!