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Dessert Jokes

More Brownie Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best brownie jokes. (Grinch Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
  3. I just burned 3,000 calories!… My fault for leaving my brownies in the oven while I took a nap though. (Napping Jokes)
  4. Don’t bite off more than you can chew… unless it’s a chocolate brownie.
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies.
  6. Families are like brownies… mostly sweet with a few nuts. 
  7. What is the chemical formula for the molecules in a brownie?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
  8. When should you take a brownie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  9. What does a brownie put on his bed?… A cookie sheet. (Napping Jokes)
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  11. How is a baseball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Baseball Jokes)
  12. Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  13. A study says that eating brownies may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke…
  14. The brownies I started making in my easy bake oven in 1987 are done if anyone wants some.
  15. What’s the best thing to put into a brownie?… Your teeth! 
  16. What kind of brownie is never on time?… ChocoLATE. (Chocolate Jokes)
  17. What did the M&M brownie go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Christmas Eve. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  19. There are two types of people in this world: People who love brownies and liars. 
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for New Year’s Eve. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  21. What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?… A pot belly. 
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for New Year’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day. (Bacon Jokes & Brownie Jokes)
  24. Why did the brownie go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Cookie Jokes)
  25. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another brownie?
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
  27. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy girl have another brownie?
  28. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy child have another brownie?
  29. How does the recipe for German brownie begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
  30. What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie? Wake the fudge up.
  31. Just burned 2,000 calories… I promise that’s the last time I leave brownies in oven while I nap.