Halloween Jokes for Teachers

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Witch Jokes)
Are monsters good at math?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends at school?…He was a pain in the neck! (Dracula Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?… “Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Skeleton Jokes)
How was Frankenstein’s report card?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes)
What happens when two vampires meet at the school dance?… It was love at first bite! (Dracula Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
Who got the highest grade on the zombie test?… Nobody, the scores was dead even.
What type of street has a zombie school on it?… A dead-end street.
Where do young ghosts go before attending kindergarten?… DaySCARE centers. (Ghost Jokes)
How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Pumpkin Jokes)
What is a type of music is played at the Mummy High Halloween dance?… Rap music. (Mummy Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
What did the Mummy drama director say when the final scene was done for the Halloween play?… Ok, that’s a wrap.
Why did the Vampire read the school newspaper?… He heard it had great circulation.
Why is it difficult to teach two twin witches?… You never know which witch is which! (Witch Jokes & Twin Jokes)
How was Frankenstein’s school Halloween costume?…Shocking. (Jokes for Teachers)
What does a ghost each for school lunch on Halloween?… a boo – loney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
What did one ghost teacher say to the students on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.” (Jokes for the 1st Day of School & Ghost Jokes)
Where did the goblin throw the football at recess?… Over the ghoul line. (Football Jokes)
What is a ghost’s favorite ride on the school field trip to the amusement park?… A roller-ghoster. (Ghost Jokes)
Why was the big hairy, two-headed monster top of the class in school?… Because two heads are better than one.
Where do young ghosts go after school?… DaySCARE centers. (Ghost Jokes)
What do you call a monster who poisons the school breakfast of corn flakes?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
Why did the Cyclops cancel the school Halloween partyl?… Because he only had one pupil.
Who did Dracula bring to the prom?… His ghoul friend.
What kind of Halloween candy should you never bring to the ghost school?…Life Savers.
What did the school cafeteria worker put on the ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
What did the school serve for high school lunch on Halloween?… Fettucinni Afraid-o. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
What did the school put on the bagels for breakfast on Halloween?… Scream cheese. (Bagel Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
What does a witch use to keep her hair up for the school dance?… Scarespray!
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?… Because they have a lot of spirit.
Why do ghosts like to ride the school elevators?… It raises their spirits.
What do goblins and ghosts drink with their school lunch on Halloween?…Ghoul-aid!
What is a high school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween school dance?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost at the Halloween dance?… You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!
How was Frankenstein’s final exam score?…Shocking.
Why did the teacher giver the vampire mouthwash?… Because he had bat breath.
How was Frankenstein’s book report?…Shocking.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?… In the school casketeria.
Why don’t ghosts like rain on Halloween?… It dampens their spirits!
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?… His heart wasn’t in it.
What instrument does a skeleton’s play for the school band?… The trombone.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the Halloween school party?… Because everyone was a goblin!
What is a vampire’s have with his school lunch?… A nectarine.
What do teachers read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.
Why is a skeleton the school bully?… He doesn’t have a heart.
What do you call a nervous witch teacher preparing for a Halloween school play?… A twitch.
What do vampires never order for school lunch?… A STAKE sandwich!
Why was the mummy teacher so tense?… Because he was all wound up.
What is a ghost’s have on his cereal before he goes to school?… Booberries!
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to the school dance?… A boo-tie.
What is a witch’s favorite class?…Spelling! (Witch Jokes)
Why was the skeleton always left out of the field trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
What do the students have for school lunch on Halloween?… Spook-ghetti! (Pasta Jokes)
What’s a play did the teacher read on Halloween?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
What do vampires take when they are sick at school?… Coffin drops!
What do high school football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
What do you get when a teacher drops a pumpkin at the Halloween dance?… Squash.
How did the teacher use to mend a broken jack-o-lantern?… A pumpkin patch.
What do you call ghosts that ring the school doorbell?…Dead ringers.
What did the school serve for dessert on Halloween?… Booberry pie!
What do schools serve for dessert on Halloween?… I scream!
Why did school nurse give Dracula cold medicine?… To stop his coffin.
Why did they serve corn on Halloween for school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
Where do most werewolves go to school?… In Howllywood, California.
What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
Where do most goblins go to school?… North and South Scarolina.
Where did Dracula go on a school field trip in New York?… The Vampire State Building.
How does a girl vampire flirt at school?… She bats her eyes.
What Halloween candy is never on time for the Halloween school dance?… Choco-LATE!
Why did the headless horseman go school?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
What school subject is a witch good at?… Spelling. (Does Spelling REALLY matter?)
This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Fangs… Fangs who?… Fangs for the candy! (Candy Jokes)
Why are pumpkins so bad at tests?… Because they’ve had their brains scooped out!
Why don’t ghosts play in the school band?…They get booooooooooed.
What does the principal of Haunted High use to open the school?… A spooKEY!
How do vampires get to Halloween school dances?… On blood vessels.
Why don’t mummy teachers take school vacations?… They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
In gym class, Frankenstein and Dracula had a tennis match. Who won?…Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks!
In school, Frankenstein and Dracula had a spelling bee. Who won?…Frankenstein, because Dracula sucks! (sorry PG 13)
What is a Ghost’s favorite school lunch?… HamBoogers
What do ghosts use to wash their hair before school?… Sham boo!
Why was the candy corn booed off the school stage during the Halloween talent show?… All of his jokes were too corny! (Corn Jokes)
A teacher walked the invisible student to the school nurse’s office and said, “Nurse, the invisible student is here.” The school nurse replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”
Why did the vampire decide not participate in the school play?… Because he couldn’t find a part he could sink his teeth into.
What is a skeleton’s favorite drink with school lunch?…Milk, it’s white and good for your bones.
Who won the school Halloween skeleton beauty contest?… No body.
Where did the ghost family go on school vacation?… The BOO-hamas! (Ghost Jokes)
Why is it hard for a ghost student to tell a lie in school?…Because you can see right through him. (Ghost Jokes)
Why was the little ghost crying at school?…Because he wanted his mummy.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost on the 1st day of school?… “Long time no see.”
What did the ghost teacher say to the noisy young ghost student who kept interrupting?… ”Spook when you’re spooken to.”
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo at recess?… A pumpkin patch.
Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
What song do vampires hate to sing at school?…”You are my sunshine!”
Where did the ghost get it’s hair done before the Halloween dance?…At the boo-ty shop.
When the ghost students got in trouble, who did the principal call?… His transparents.
What do you call a skeleton that puts his head on his desk in school?… Lazy bones!
What do ghosts read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.
Why did Dracula miss school for the dentist?… He had a fang-ache.
Are monsters good math teachers?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
Who did Dracula bring to the high school Halloween dance?… His ghoul friend.
Why is it hard for a ghost teacher to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through him.
What do principals read on Halloween?…BOO-ks.
Who did Frankenstein take to the school dance?… His ghoul friend.
Why can’t Dracula play baseball at recess?… He lost his bat.
When the ghost students was not feeling too well, who did the school nurse call?… His transparents.
What pants do students wear on Halloween?… BOO jeans.
What kind of gum do ghosts chew?… Boo ble Gum.
Why do ghosts make good cheerleading coaches?… Because they have a lot of spirit.
Where do ghosts buy their lunch for school?…. At the ghost-ery store!
Why did the vampires cancel the high school baseball game?… Because they couldn’t find their bats.
Why do pumpkins do so bad in school?… Because they had all their brains scooped out.(Pumpkin Jokes)
What kind of gum do ghosts chew?… Boo Boo Gum.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes for teachers.
Why did they serve corn on Halloween for school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
What is a middle school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What is an elementary school golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What is a college golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
What do middle school football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
What do elementary school football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
What do college football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the elementary school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the middle school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the elementary school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
Why did they serve corn on Halloween for the high school school lunch?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
Why doesn’t a witch wear a flat hat to school?…Because there’s no point in it!
Why did they serve corn on Halloween in the college cafeteria?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
What do monsters order at the school lunch?…French FRIGHTS!
Are monsters good math students?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
Why is it hard for a ghost teacher to tell a lie?… Because you can see right through her.
What do students read on Halloween?…BOO-ks
How do vampires get to Halloween school proms?… On blood vessels.
Why don’t mummy students take school vacations?… They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What does the teacher of Haunted High use to open the school?… A spooKEY!
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?… He only had one pupil!
What do goblins and ghosts drink at the prom?…Ghoul-aid!
What kind of tie does a ghost wear to the prom?… A boo-tie.
What does a witch use to keep her hair up for the prom?… Scarespray!
Where did the ghost get it’s hair done before the prom?…At the boo-ty shop.
How was Frankenstein’s dance moves at the prom?…Shocking.

Funny Halloween Jokes

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Halloween jokes.
“Happy Halloween to all and to all a good fright!” Hubie Dubois! (Movie Jokes)
Why is corn popular around Halloween?… Because it’s so earie. (Corn Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Halloween?
What do you call corn that’s been frightened?… Screamed corn. (Corn Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Halloween knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Halloween knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
How do you describe Halloween corn?… It’s eerie. (Corn Jokes)
What do football players wear on Halloween?… Face masks! (Football Jokes)
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?… The “Bogey” man. (Friday the 13th Jokes & Golf Jokes)
This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Music Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
Why was the skeleton always left out of the sailing trip?… Because he had no body to go with. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Skeleton Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?… Be my Valenstein! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Robin Hood Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
What does an invisible man drink?… Evaporated milk! (Milk Jokes)
What’s the scariest day on the Hawaiian calendar?…Hula-ween. (Hawaii Jokes & October Jokes)
Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Bird Jokes)
Which Halloween monster is good at math?… Count Dracula! (Dracula Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Ghost Jokes)
What do mummies listen to on Halloween?… Wrap music. (Music Jokes & Mummy Jokes)
Know why skeletons are so calm?… Because nothing gets under their skin.
Which type of pants do ghosts wear to trick or treat?… Boo jeans. (Ghost Jokes)
How do vampires get around on Halloween?… On blood vessels.
Why did the Vampire read The New York Times?… He heard it had great circulation.
Why can’t hockey players dress up for Halloween?… They always take their face off.
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? Don’t cry … it’s just my Halloween costume!
Where do fashionable ghosts shop?… Bootiques!
What do witches put on to go trick or treating?… Mas-scare-a.
Why didn’t Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?… Because you don’t wear white after Labor Day.
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… “You sure are boo-tiful!
Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with?… His ghoul friend.
Which hockey players can’t you trust?… Anyone on the Dev
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Olive!… Olive who?… Olive your Halloween costume!
What’s a vampire’s least favorite meal?… A steak!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging?… You never know which witch is which!
What kind of bats fly around the school at night?… AlphaBATS!
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I scream.
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Bee! Bee who? Bee-ware, there’s a full moon this Halloween!
What’s a monster’s favorite play?… Romeo and Ghouliet!
Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?… They have no body to love.
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year!
What do ghosts put on their cereal in the morning?… “Boo” berries and “boo”nanas.
What do you get when you take the inside out of a hotdog?… A “hollow” weenie.
What are the birds giving out for Halloween this year?… “Tweets!”
Why was the baby ghost sad?… He wanted his “mummy.”
What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?… You sure are “boo” tiful!
How do you make a witch itch?… You take away the W.
What pants do ghosts wear?… BOO jeans.
What do ghosts serve for dessert?… I scream!
What did one jack-o-lantern say to the other jack-o-lantern on their way to the party?… Let’s get “glowing”!
Why do witches fly around on broomsticks? Because their vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
What did the little ghost say to his mom? “I’ve got a boo boo!”
How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle it’s funny bone.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game? Because they couldn’t find their bats.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? DaySCARE centers.
Who did Frankenstein take to the party? His ghoul friend.
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
What’s a ghost’s favorite party game? Hide and go shriek!
What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? BOOties.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe, who? Canoe tell us some knock knock jokes today, too?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive Halloween!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo! Boo who? I didn’t mean to make you cry.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frankenstein!
Knock knock! Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my bag with candy.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben waiting for Halloween all year.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Who. Who who? Are you an owl?
Knock knock! Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce have some candy, please.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Justin Justin who? Just in time for Halloween!
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Witch! Witch who? Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
Where does Dracula keep his money?… In a blood bank.
What do owls say when they go trick or treating?… “Happy Owl-ween!”
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy?… “Trick-or-feet!”
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?… Because they have no-body to go with.
Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?… At the ghost-ery store!
How do you make a skeleton laugh?… You tickle his funny bone!
What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?… Whipped scream.
What do ghosts give out to trick or treaters?… Booberries!
Why was the candy corn booed off the stage?… All of his jokes were too corny!
What Halloween candy is never on time for the party?… Choco-LATE!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, I have a funny Halloween joke to tell you!
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana Who? Ivana suck your blood!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie?… He didn’t have the guts.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?… They’re afraid to unwind.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday, besides Halloween?… Fangs-giving!
What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?… “Bone Appetit!”
What do witches put on their bagels?… Scream cheese.
What do ghosts eat for dinner?… Spook-ghetti!
What do skeletons order at restaurants?… Spare ribs.
What’s a ghost’s favorite yogurt flavor?… Boo-berry!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Hans. Hans who? Hans off my candy!
Why did the headless horseman go into business?… He wanted to get ahead in life.
What does a panda ghost eat?… Bam-BOO!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Fangs. Fangs who? Fangs for letting me in!
Why did the Cyclops give up teaching? He only had one pupil!
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Dishes! Dishes who? Dishes a very Halloween bad joke!
Why did the ghost go into the bar?… For the Boos.
What did the mummy coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Funny Halloween Jokes & Sailing Jokes)

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