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101 Halloween Jokes for Teachers

  1. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Candy Jokes)
  2. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
  3. What do they teach in witching school?… Spelling. (Witch Jokes)
  4. What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.” (180 School Jokes)
  5. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  6. What do you call a skeleton that does not do homework?… Lazy bones! (Skeleton Jokes)
  7. How was Frankenstein’s report card?…Shocking.
  8. Are monsters good at math?… Not unless you Count Dracula. (Halloween Jokes for Teachers)
  9. What name did the pumpkins call the school bully?… Jerk-o-lantern. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  10. Why don’t skeletons play music in the school band?…They have no organs. (365 Music Jokes)