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  1. What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  2. What is the favorite drink for people in Illinois (21+) when celebrating?… Champaign (Illinois)
  3. What state recommends that to wear ear plugs?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  4. What did one Illinois flag say to the other?… Nothing, it just waved! (Top Flag Day Jokes)
  5. What is the best U.S. city to have a celebration toast?… Champaign, Illinois.
  6. What state has a difficult time having a conversation?…. Ill – i – NOISE!
  7. What state has the the loudest students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  8. What state do librarians hate the most?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  9. What state has the fewest libraries?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  10. What state has the fewest hours of sleep?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  11. In what state can you NEVER hear a pin drop?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  12. Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
  13. What state has the the loudest middle school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  14. What state has the the loudest high school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  15. What state has the the loudest elementary school students?… ILL-I-NOISE! (Top U.S. State Jokes & Illinois Jokes)
  16. Can you name the capital in ?… “”

    What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 State Lakes)
    What is the tallest building in ?… The Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
    What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike!
    Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the State River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
    What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The State River!
    What runs but never goes out of breath?… The State River!

    If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)