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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  5. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  6. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  7. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  8. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  10. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  11. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  12. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  13. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  14. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  15. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  16. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  17. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
  18. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  19. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
  21. Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  22. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)
  23. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  24. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  25. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
  27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  28. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.
  30. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  31. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  32. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  33. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
  34. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  35. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  36. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  37. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  38. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  39. Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
  40. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  41. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  42. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  43. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  44. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  45. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
  46. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!(Elephant Jokes)
  47. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  48. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  49. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  50. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  51. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
  52. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  53. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  54. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  55. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  56. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  57. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!)
  58. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  59. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  60. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  61. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  62. If a baseballteam were chasing a basketbal  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
  63. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  64. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  67. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.
  68. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  69. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  70. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  71. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  72. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  73. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
  74. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!(Elephant Jokes)
  75. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  76. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  77. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  78. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  79. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!
  80. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  81. I don’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend. I think of it as being an hour closer to coffee.
  82. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  83. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  84. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
  85. What do you call a dog with a Tom Brady watch?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  86. Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)