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  1. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed
  2. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  3. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  4. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  5. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?… Because he wanted to see time fly! (Christmas Jokes)
  6. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  7. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  8. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  9. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  10. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on.
  11. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  12. Daylight Savings Time Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
  13. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  14. Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
  15. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?”
  16. I’ve been working 25/7 To come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  17. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  18. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  19. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  20. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  21. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
  22. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!(Elephant Jokes)
  23. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  24. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  25. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  26. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
  27. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  28. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  29. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  30. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  31. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!)
  32. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  33. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  34. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  35. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  36. If a baseballteam were chasing a basketbal  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
  37. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)