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More Daylight Savings Jokes…

  1. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  2. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  3. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  4. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  5. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  6. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  7. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  8. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  9. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
  10. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!(Elephant Jokes)
  11. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  12. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  13. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  14. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
  15. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  16. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  17. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  18. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  19. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!)
  20. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
  21. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  22. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  23. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  24. If a baseballteam were chasing a basketbal  team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)

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