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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana. (Archery Jokes)
  3. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  4. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
  5. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  6. What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?… That you have too much time on your hands.
  7. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  8. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  9. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  10. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  11. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  13. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  14. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  15. Fall: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it.
  16. Spring: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing any sleep over it.
  17. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  18. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  19. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  20. I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months
  21. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  22. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  23. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  24. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
  25. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  26. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
  28. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.
  29. Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  30. I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
  31. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)
  32. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo!” (Psychology Jokes)
  33. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  34. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
  36. I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!
  37. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  38. Daylight Savings Time Gave me a back injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  39. Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Dessert Jokes)
  40. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  41. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  43. Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present!
  44. My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes… They might clock me.
  45. Just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork.
  46. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  47. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  48. Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
  49. What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
  50. Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays.
  51. Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
  52. Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time. (Superman Jokes)
  53. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.
  54. Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it. (Psychology Jokes)
  55. Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving! (Grandparent Jokes)
  56. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Rain Jokes & Alabama Jokes)
  57. Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
  58. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day. (Labor Day Jokes)
  59. When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  60. Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?… It always went back four seconds.
  61. What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?… It’s about time. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  62. Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour. (Spring Jokes)
  63. My watch told me that the kitchen clock set itself back an hour… but that’s second hand information.
  64. My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
  65. Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time. (Election Jokes)
  66. Maybe if daytime was more careful… it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time.
  67. FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Fall Jokes)
  68. SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…(Spring Jokes)
  69. A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  70. I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’. (365 Music Jokes)
  71. I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.
  72. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work.
  73. If I remind my wife about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me. (Marriage Jokes)
  74. One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again. (Car Jokes)
  75. If we ever run out of fun kids jokes… we’ve always got Daylight Saving Time puns to fall back on.
  76. Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour. (Doctor Jokes)
  77. What did the clock say when I went to move it ahead an hour?… Hour you doing today?
  78. When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward. (Lion Jokes)
  79. What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off. (Spring Jokes)
  80. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Spring Jokes)
  81. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  82. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  83. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Leap Year Jokes)
  84. Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
  85. What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?… Time to laugh!
  86. Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  87. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  88. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine. after five (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  89. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  90. Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds?
  91. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  93. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
  94. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car! (Elephant Jokes)
  95. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  96. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  97. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  98. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  99. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch! (Witch Jokes)
  100. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  101. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  102. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  103. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  104. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  105. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day! (Potato Jokes)
  106. I don’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend… I think of it as being an hour closer to coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
  107. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch! (Elephant Jokes)
  108. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  109. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
  110. What do you call a dog with a Tom Brady watch?… A watch dog. (Tom Brady Jokes)
  111. When is a clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)