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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alabama jokes.
  2. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
  4. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
  5. What did the Hurricane say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you. (Hurricane Jokes)
  6. Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Mole Day Jokes & Mole Jokes)
  7. What is the tallest building in Alabama?… The Alabama Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  8. Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
  9. Can you name the capital in Alabama?… “A.”
  10. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Baby Jokes)
  11. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Alabama River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alabama)
  12. What did Guntersville Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Alabama Lakes)
  13. Did you hear the joke about Cheaha Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Alabama Mountains)
  14. Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… because 17 and under not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
  15. Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  16. How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
  17. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Alabama. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Alabama! (Teacher Jokes)
  18. It is in the news today that Alabama is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  19. How did you find the weather on your Alabama vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  20. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
  21. What did Alabama a see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  22. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Alabama Resident: “No, not yet.”
  23. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  24. A retired Alabama man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  25. Alabama, the land of 5 million people… …and 4 last names.
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alabama?
  27. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Rain Jokes & Alabama Jokes)
  28. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alabama State Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alabama knock-knock joke?
  30. What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide!
  31. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Tennessee, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  32. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Alabama plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  33. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  34. What is a Alabama cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  35. Where do Alabama elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  36. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Alabama Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alabama knock knock jokes?
  38. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Chattahoochee River!
  39. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Tennessee River!
  40. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
  41. What does the average Alabama high school student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  42. Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. 
  43. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  44. Why is a Tennessee River rich? …. Because it has two banks.
  45. A Alabama man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $56,000 worth of Campbell’s soup…. I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’
  46. What is a Alabama mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes Candy Jokes)
  47. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Alabama?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  48. Why can’t and play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  49. How do the zebras at the Alabama Gulf Coast Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  50. Why do Alabama students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (Biology Jokes)
  51. Why do Alabama students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  52. Alabama: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  53. How many University of Alabama freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  54. Alabama: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  55. How do you get a man in Alabama to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  56. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Hawaii.
  57. Why did the Auburn football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. 
  58. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Florida-Alabama border. 
  59. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  60. It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University’s response was “Why do we need another phone company?”
  61. What did Alabama see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  62. Why is “The Wave” banned in Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year. (Rainbow Jokes)
  63. What did the Alabama flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  64. An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  65. An Alabama fan walks into the doctor’s office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied “Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?”
  66. It’s reported that Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the Tennessee game… The rest will have to dress themselves.
  67. What did the Alabama graduate say to the Tennessee graduate?… Welcome to McDonald’s, may I take your order please?
  68. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  69. Why should the University of Alabama change it’s team name to the opossums?…  Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  70. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  71. Why is Alabama the smartest state in elementary school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  72. Why is Alabama the smartest state in middle school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  73. Why is Alabama the smartest state in high school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  74. Why is Alabama the smartest state in college?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  75. Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28…. Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school.
  76. What do a maggot and an Alabama fan have in common?… They can both live off of a dead bear for 20 years.
  77. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Alabama? 
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  79. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Georgia, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  80. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Mississippi, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  81. Where do Alabama middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  82. Where do Alabama high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  83. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name any professional sports teams in Alabama? 
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Alabama? (State Capitals)
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Alabama?  
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Alabama?  
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Alabama? (Hiking Jokes)  
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Alabama?  
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alabama? 
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Alabama?
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Alabama?  
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alabama?  
  94. Divorced couples in Alabama are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   
  96. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  
  97. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? 
  98. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?
  99. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?
  100. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?
  101. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  102. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?… If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
  103. Why did Troy State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  104. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  105. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  106. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  107. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  108. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  109. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  110. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  111. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  112. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  113. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  114. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  115. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  116. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  117. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  118. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  119. What are the preferred pronouns in Alabama?… He/Haw.
  120. A 5th grader from Alabama and a 5th grader from New York City got into a fight. Who won?… The 5th grader from Alabama, because he’s 18 years old.
  121. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  122. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  123. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  124. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  125. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  126. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the University of Alabama mascot? (College Mascots)
  127. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Alabama A&M University mascot? (College Mascots)
  128. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Air University mascot? (College Mascots)