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  1. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  2. How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
  4. What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Baby Jokes)
  5. Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Mole Day Jokes & Mole Jokes)
  6. Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
  7. What did Guntersville Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Alabama Lakes)
  8. Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  9. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
  10. Can you name the capital in Alabama?… “A.”
  11. What did the Hurricane say to the Alabama coast?… I have my eye on you. (Hurricane Jokes)
  12. What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide!
  13. What is the tallest building in ?… The Alabama Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  14. Did you hear the joke about Cheaha Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Alabama Mountains)
  15. If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  16. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Alabama River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alabama)
  17. Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. 
  18. Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… because 17 and under not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alabama? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alabama knock-knock jokes?
  21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alabama knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  23. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alabama State Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
  24. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Chattahoochee River!
  25. What runs but never goes out of breath?… Tennessee River!
  26. Why do Alabama students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (Biology Jokes)
  27. Why did the Auburn football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. 
  28. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Florida-Alabama border. 
  29. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Alabama. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Alabama! (Teacher Jokes)
  30. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Alabama plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  31. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Alabama Resident: “No, not yet.”
  32. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Alabama Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  33. Where do Alabama elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  34. Where do Alabama middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  35. Where do Alabama high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  36. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  37. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  38. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  39. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  40. What did Alabama see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  41. What did the Alabama flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  42. How did you find the weather on your Alabama vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the storm?
  44. How does a man from Alabama hold up his pants?… With a bible belt.
  45. An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  46. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  47. It was recently announced that a franchise was building a new Taco Bell in Tuscaloosa. The University’s response was “Why do we need another phone company?”
  48. Why is Alabama the smartest state in elementary school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  49. Why is Alabama the smartest state in middle school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  50. Why is Alabama the smartest state in high school?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
  51. Why is Alabama the smartest state in college?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)