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- Top Alabama Twitter Accounts (Alabama Jokes)
- Top 10 Jokes for each state & Top 50 State Jokes
- The Electoral College by State: Highest to Lowest
- Top 10 Alabama Jokes (Alabama Jokes)
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes)
- How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?… One Mississippi. (Louisiana Jokes & Mississippi Jokes)
- What is the #1 selling laundry detergent in Alabama?…. (Roll) Tide!
- What is the best city to buy a baby shower gift?… Mobile Alabama. (Baby Gifts)
- Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Mole Day Jokes)
- Where does everyone in Alabama play games on their phone?… Mobile.
- What did Guntersville Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Alabama Lakes)
- Alabama is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Wyoming Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
- What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Baseball Jokes)
- Can you name the capital in Alabama?… “A.”
- What is laundry detergent does the Alabama Football Manager use to wash the uniforms?…. (Roll) Tide!
- What is the tallest building in ?… The Alabama Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Cheaha Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Alabama Mountains)
- If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
- Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Alabama River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alabama)
- Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years.
- Why do folks in Alabama go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… because 17 and under not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alabama? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alabama knock-knock jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alabama knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alabama State Turnpike! (Car Jokes)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Chattahoochee River!
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… Tennessee River!
- Why do Alabama students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (Biology Jokes)
- Why did the Auburn football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line.
- What separates a good team from a great team?… The Florida-Alabama border.
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Alabama. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Alabama! (Teacher Jokes)
- A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Alabama plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
- Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Alabama Resident: “No, not yet.”
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Alabama Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- Where do Alabama elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
- Where do Alabama middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
- Where do Alabama high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
- Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- What did Alabama see?… the same thing Arkansas.
- What did the Alabama flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!