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More Colorado Jokes….

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Colorado jokes.
  2. A tourist was walking around a Denver suburb and asked the shop owner, “What is the name of this town?” “Boulder,” he told me. So I stuck out my chest and shouted, “WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS TOWN?!”
  3. What is the #1 vacation spot for crayons?… Color-ado. (Crayon Jokes)
  4. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  5. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Wyoming Jokes)
  6. I had one colorblind friend who just couldn’t read Colorado… Every time it was ado for him.
  7. What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  8. Colorado, where the elevation is usually a bigger number than the town’s population. (Hiking Jokes)
  9. Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother!
  10. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Colorado Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  11. A man dies at the Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, and Utah border… He had to have four coroners. (Cemetery Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  12. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Colorado River!
  13. Why won’t any of Colorado’s bicycles stand up by themselves?… They are two tired.
  14. Did you hear the joke about Mount Evans?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Colorado Mountains)
  15. What is the tallest building in?… Colorado Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Colorado? 
  17. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Colorado Resident: “No, not yet.”
  18. What do you get when you cross a Colorado Rockies mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
  19. Why can’t Mount Elbert and Mount Massive play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. 
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Colorado knock-knock joke?
  21. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Colorado River!
  22. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Colorado?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer.
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Colorado knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  24. What did Colorado see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  25. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  26. Where do fish keep their money?… In The Rio Grande banks.
  27. Can you name the capital of Colorado?… “C”
  28. What did Grand Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Colorado)
  29. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Colorado Turnpike!
  30. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Arkansas River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Colorado)
  31. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  32. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Colorado. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Colorado! (Teacher Jokes)
  33. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Colorado plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  34. Where do Colorado elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  35. Where do Colorado middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  36. Where do Colorado high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  37. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  38. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  39. What do you call a potato from Colorado?… A baked potato.
  40. Why did the Colorado teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  41. Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody
  42. Did you know that many of Colorado’s oldest towns were established because of the railroad?… Choo-choo on that!
  43. The Coors Brewery in Golden, Colorado has caught fire… Thank God they have nothing but water there to put it out with. (Beer Jokes)
  44. A Colorado company has just given up on THC infused beef… They said the steaks were just too high.
  45. The last time we visited the Eastern Plains, we took a picture of a field of wheat… It was grainy.
  46. It’s really tough being a color blind person from Colorado… The only thing I see is “ado.”
  47. Divorced couples in Colorado are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody.
  48. With all the tax dollars weed sales in Colorado is raising for education… Those schools are going to be dope.
  49. Ranchers in Colorado are conducting a crucial experiment on the environmental sustainability of using hemp as a feed source for cattle… The steaks have never been higher.
  50. Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?… Because the steaks are too high.
  51. My friend lives in Colorado and wanted to start growing weed on his cow farm. I told him it wasn’t a good idea… The steaks would be too high.
  52. What do you get when you combine someone from Colorado and someone from Idaho?… A Baked Potato.
  53. Every single Coloradan come June…”Ah, hail no!”
  54. Everyone in Colorado has a dog?… You’ve got to be kitten me!
  55. Wow, it is a pretty Grand Lake!
  56. Yes, marijuana is legal in Colorado… now leaf the jokes alone.
  57. Best Guides For Colorado I understand the fix a local hunting guide got himself into. His party became hopelessly lost in the mountains and they blamed him for leading them astray. “You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!” they asserted. “I am,” he said, “but I think we’re in Wyoming now.”