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  1. What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming!
  2. Hawaii is hosting a party for all the states. Hawaii says, “be there or be square!” Unfortunately, Colorado and Wyoming didn’t attend. (Hawaii Jokes & Colorado Jokes)
  3. A cowboy and his blind horse: A man is casually crossing the Wyoming plains when his horse died all of the sudden. The nearest town was three days walk. So, he started to walk. 3 days later he ends up in this quiet ‘ol town but nobody had a horse for sale. So he commenced to walking to the closest town which was a two days journey. Unfortunately, nobody in that town had a horse for sale, however, he did come across this stable where the fellow runnin’ it mentioned his brother in a nearby Town had a horse for sale. He commenced to walk to this next town and 2 DAYS LATER found the guy’s brother. “I talked to your brother two days walk from here and he says you might have a horse to sell me.” “Yes I do have a horse for sale,” He replied, “But he don’t look so good.” “I don’t care. I’ll take him anyways. I’ve been walking for damn near a week now. I’m tired and I need a horse.” So he gets on the horse and the horse takes off and bumps into a tree and stops. “Heyyy, something’s wrong with this horse. I think he’s blind. YOU SOLD ME A BLIND HORSE MISTER!” “I told you Sir, THE HORSE DON’T LOOK SO GOOD!”
  4. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Snake River! (10 Longest Rivers in Wyoming)
  5. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Snake River!
  6. Where do Wyoming fish keep their money?… In The North Platte River banks.
  7. A few of my friends took a road trip from Iowa to California. Things were great as they drove through Nebraska. But driving through Wyoming was a disaster! First, one of them got sick and they had to pull over. Then they got to the Great Continental Divide and it was all downhill from there.
  8. Can you name capital of Wyoming?… “W”
  9. What did Jackson Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Best Lakes in Wyoming) 
  10. What is the tallest building in Wyoming?… Wyoming State Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  11. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  12. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the lake?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  14. Why did the [state] teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  15. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Wyoming Turnpike!
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… Wyoming!… Wyoming who?… Wyoming so mean to me!
  17. If a plane crashed on the border of Wyoming and Utah where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  18. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Wyoming. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Wyoming! (Teacher Jokes)
  19. Did you hear the joke about Grand Teton Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & 10 Best Wyoming Mountains)
  20. If you know several people who have hit a cow more than once, you live in Wyoming.
  21. Why is “The Wave” banned in War Memorial Stadium?… Two Cowboys fans drowned last year.
  22. Why did the Wyoming regents decide to cover War Memorial Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Cowboys always look better on paper.
  23. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Wyoming Resident: “No, not yet.”
  24. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Wyoming Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  25. A cowboy, who just moved from Wyoming to Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, “You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”The cowboy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself.”The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.”Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking.” “Hasn’t affected my brothers though.”
  26. Where do Wyoming elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  27. Where do Wyoming middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  28. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  29. Why do Wyoming students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  30. Why do folks from Wyoming go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… 17 and under are not admitted. (Movie Jokes)
  31. What’s the one thing that keeps Wyoming students from graduating?… Going to Class. (College Jokes)
  32. Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Wyoming library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours. (College Jokes)
  33. Why did the Wyoming Cowboys football team cross the road?…: Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. (Football Jokes)
  34. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Idaho-Wyoming border.
  35. What does the average University of Wyoming student get on his SAT?… Drool. (College Jokes)
  36. How many University of Wyoming freshman does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course. (College Jokes)
  37. Why do Wyoming students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  38. How did the Wyoming grad die from drinking milk?… The cow fell on him! (Cow Jokes)
  39. What does a University of Wyoming fan do when his team has won the Final Four?… He turns off the PlayStation. (Basketball Jokes)
  40. What’s the difference between a Wyoming football player and a dollar?… You can get four quarters out of a dollar. (Football Jokes)
  41. Did you hear that Wyoming’s football team doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Football Jokes)
  42. Why did the Wyoming resident go around the block 24 time?… His blinker was stuck.
  43. Did you here about the Wyoming resident who broke his arm while raking leaves?… He fell out of the tree. (Tree jokes)
  44. Why do Wyoming residents have such pretty noses?… Because they are handpicked.
  45. Why did the Wyoming resident put a hole in his umbrella?… He wanted to know when the rain stoped.
  46. A Wyoming Game: Two Wyoming residents go into a dark closet. One sneaks out, and the other one tries to guess who is missing.
  47. Did you hear about the Wyoming resident who applied for a job as a lifeguard in a car wash?