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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Jokes for chemistry.
- Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
- Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Mole Day Jokes & Alabama Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Mole Day Chemistry jokes.
- Got Mole Problems?….. Call 602 – 1023!
- If a mole of moles is digging in your back yard, what do you see?… A Mole Of Moleasses!
- Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
- How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
- Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.
- What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (STEM Jokes)
- What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts.
- How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole.
- What is Avogadro’s TV favorite character… Masswell Smart.
- There was an election amongst the elements of the periodic table and Iron voted for Zinc… … because Zinc was able to galvanize Iron. (Chemistry Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Founding Father?… Andrew HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a sheet of music?… A mole-ody. (Music Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole. (Music Jokes)
- Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars. (Dentist Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… When he got a mole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
- How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole!
- What do you call a 10th grader taking chemistry?… A Soph – Mole. (High School Jokes)
- What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, I’m mole-ting.” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum!
- What did one mole say to the other mole after they had one the quarter-finals of a football tournament?… Semi-fi-moles next! (101 Sports Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a machine used to flatten roads?… A steam-mole-r.
- What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted. (Bird Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply.
- What do you call a sad mole?… Dismole. (Psychology Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
- What did people say about Avogadro’s track skills?… They said he was slow as moleasses. (Track and Field Jokes)
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones. (Music Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s favorite drink?… Moleson Golden Ale (Summer Jokes & Beer Jokes)
- Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown. (Music Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite Broadway Play?… HaMOLEton! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick. (Movie Jokes & Whale Jokes)
- What does Avogadro put in his hot chocolate?… Marsh-mole-ows! (Chocolate Jokes & Marshmallow Jokes)
- How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Taco Jokes)
- What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art. (Music Jokes)
- What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… The molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (World Geography Jokes)
- What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley. (Divorce Jokes & Marriage Jokes)
- Moles over dramatize everything… They make mountains out of mole hills.
- What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6 x 10 23rd pieces?… guacamole! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
- Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect! (Election Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite college football team?… The Florida State Semimoles! (Football Jokes)
- What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Teacher Jokes)
- On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole (Presidents’ Day Jokes & Election Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite baseball team?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Baseball Jokes)
- What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens! (Watermelon Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson. (Movie Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Fast Food Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a highly explosive substance?… A ther-mole reaction.
- Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- I’ve got a special mole friend who really is one of a kind… They broke the moled when they made him.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… Mole – td chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy. (Music Jokes)
- How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… Enough to make him into a moleionnaire.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
- What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses. (Pancake Jokes)
- What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution. (Dentist Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a small, flying insect?… A mole-squito.
- What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… he had to pay at the molegate! (Car Jokes)
- What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Ocean Jokes)
- Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)
- What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay.
- What do you call a person who collects mole memorabilia?… A mole-ector.
- Where is Avogadro’s favorite vacation spot?… Mole – Bile, Alabama. (Alabama Jokes)
- Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
- Why did Ronald lose the election?… People thought his elect Ron campaign was too negative. (Election Jokes)
- Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole: the symbol for mole
- Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles. (Zoo Jokes & Top U.S. Zoos)
- What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne” (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly
- Which part of the universe did Avogadro like to study?… the Molkey Way. (Astronomy Jokes)
- Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things.
- Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
- How did Avogadro help his team win the soccer playoffs?… He scored the winning mole! (Soccer Jokes & Top 10 Summer Olympic Jokes)
- What was the problem Avogadro had with his shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
- What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
- What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.” (High School Jokes)
- Why did the mole say when she joined NASA?… I want to explore the molar system. (Astronomy Jokes)
- What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Dog Jokes)
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid. (Little Mermaid Jokes & Disney Jokes)
- Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait (Sailing Jokes)
- Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molehill: a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
- What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball / Halloween Costume Party?… an avacado. (Halloween Jokes)
- Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Student: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Student: Yesterday you said it was H to O. (Chemistry Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr. (Pig Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite arcade game?… Whack-a-mole.
- A mole has just won the lottery… She’s now a multi mole-ionaire.
- How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole.
- How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess.
- Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
- What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
- Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
- Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses.
- What do call Avogadro’s number of donkeys?… Molasses.
- Why type of government has a mole king?… A Mole – archy.
- Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
- Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance
- What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass.
- Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy! (Father’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
- What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Candy Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- What do you call a mole hanging from the ceiling in a baby’s room?… a Mole – Bile. (Baby Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday (Jokes for Special Days of the Year)
- Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole. (Music Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a humped animal?… A ca-mole.
- How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous.
- What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis. (Doctor Jokes)
- What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass.
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (World Geography Jokes)
- What area did Avogadro explore?… The North Mole! (World Geography Jokes)
- What has 6.022 x 10^23 molecules and is perfect for breakfast?… Avogadro toast.
- What do chemists do in a math class?… moletiply (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
- Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel.
- What is Avogadro’s favorite sport?… lawn moles (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite drink?… coca-molar (Summer Jokes)
- What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin.
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Mole Day party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
- Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- I knew a spy mole who turned double agent… He was a mole mole.
- Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole. (Disney Jokes)
- What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… moleth balls.
- Why can’t Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them. (Animal Jokes)
- What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix.
- What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks.
- At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights. (Valentine’s Day jokes)
- What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole. (Music Jokes)
- What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. he joined the mole queue. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Christmas Trivia / Christmas Eve Jokes / Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- Where do famous moles live?… Beverly Holes. (California Jokes)
- Where do students graduate?… at moleage (College Jokes)
- What are moles made of?… molecules.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Mole Day?
- What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!. (Animal Jokes)
- I had to go and get a mole removed from my shoulder today… I’ve no idea how he got up there. (Doctor Jokes)
- Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
- What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with face cream?… Oil of Mole-ay.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with an iPhone?… A mole-bil telephone.
- My garden has been totally destroyed by moles… It looks like a de-mole-ition site.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Mole Day knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Mole Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a gadget used to change the TV channel?… A re-mole control.
- Why was the mole’s rental fee so costly?… Because he burrowed and never returned.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a painkiller?… Paraceta-mole.
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a famous fizzy drink?… Coca-mole-a.
- How do you stop a mole from digging?… Take his shovel away.
- What is the mole’s favorite TV show?… Mole-eesha.
- What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place.
- I went to a really posh, underground party but didn’t enjoy it… It was a bit too showy and mole-aborate for me.
- What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler.
- What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem.
- What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown (Halloween Jokes)
- Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
- How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
- What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a mole with a decoration that hangs from the ceiling?… A mole-bile.
- Which Major League baseball team does Avogadro support?… the Molewaukee Brewers. (Baseball Jokes)
Definitions
demoleition – The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
dismole – being gloomy on Mole Day
imoleble – anything that does not have to do with a mole
mol – the symbol for mole
mole-mole – a mole double agent
molearchy – government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
molebile – a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly inderground
molect – the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
molectomy – the study of a mole’s insides
molehill – a large hill made of dirt in your backyard, formed from moles borrowing underground; also a term used to describe anything that’s pesky
moleism – the continual reverence of moles
molelaberate – working together on a project which includes moles
moleodic – a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
moleskito – a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when Mole Day is
remoletly – obscurely having to do with a mole
remolte control – a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
sophmole – anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
thermole – an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance