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More Basketball Jokes…

  1. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Egg Jokes Oklahoma Jokes)
  3. Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  4. A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
  5. My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
  6. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes)
  7. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes Wisconsin Jokes)
  8. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  9. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  10. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.