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More Basketball Jokes…
- What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
- What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
- Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
- A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
- My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
- Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes)
- What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
- What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
- Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.