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  1. How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  2. Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up. (Curling Jokes)
  3. What has antlers and sucks blood?… A moose-quito. (Moose Jokes)
  4. Why is maple syrup so sad?… It is sappy. (Tree Jokes)
  5. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Barber Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  6. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
  7. What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony. (Hockey Jokes)
  8. What did the beaver say to the maple tree?… It’s been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes)
  9. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (World Geography Jokes)
  10. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  11. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  12. I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
  13. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game. (Hockey Jokes)
  14. “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes / Psychology Jokes / Canada Day Jokes)
  15. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)