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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Canada Day jokes.
  2. If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
  3. There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st. (Winter Jokes)
  4. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Winter Jokes)
  5. What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-tine! (Ghost Jokes)
  6. Why are Canadian students so smart?… They get a lot of ehs.(Jokes for Teachers)
  7. In Canada, the local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires five pages for ice hockey.
  8. I’m throwing a hobbit Canada Day party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  9. Why do Canadian hockey players like baking cakes?… Because they’re great at icing.
  10. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?… Take away its broom.