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  1. How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  2. Why shouldn’t curlers tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up. (Curling Jokes)
  3. What has antlers and sucks blood?… A moose-quito. (Moose Jokes)
  4. Why is maple syrup so sad?… It is sappy. (Tree Jokes)
  5. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Barber Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  6. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes)
  7. What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony. (Hockey jokes)
  8. What did the beaver say to the maple tree?… It’s been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes)
  9. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction.
  10. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  11. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  12. I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
  13. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.
  14. “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
  15. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)