Canada Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Canada Day jokes.
  2. Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?… Mon “tree” al! (Tree Jokes)
  3. Which Canadian city is a favorite vacation spot for American trees?… Montreeal. (Tree Jokes)
  4. If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
  5. There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st. (Winter Jokes)
  6. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Winter Jokes)
  7. What’s a Canadian ghost’s favorite food?… Boo-tine! (Ghost Jokes)
  8. Why are Canadian students so smart?… They get a lot of ehs.(Jokes for Teachers)
  9. In Canada, the local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires five pages for ice hockey. (Hockey Jokes)
  10. I’m throwing a hobbit Canada Day party… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  11. Why do Canadian hockey players like baking cakes?… Because they’re great at icing. (Cake Jokes)
  12. How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?… Take away its broom. (Curling Jokes)
  13. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  14. Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada] (Hockey Jokes)
  15. Where are there a lot of Bigfoot sightings?… In Sasquatchewan!
  16. Why did the pirate move to Manitoba?… He heard he could Winnipeg! (Pirate Jokes)
  17. Why did the fugitives run to Canada?… Because they had nowhere else Toronto. (Track and Field Jokes)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow big deal. We’re celebrating Canada Day! (Snow Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ice… Ice who?… Ice to meet you, eh?
  20. Why shouldn’t Canadian hockey players tell jokes on the ice?… Because it might crack up! (Hockey Jokes)
  21. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  22. I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
  23. What was the skeleton doing at the Canadian hockey game?… Driving the zam – bony. (Hockey Jokes)
  24. What did the snow say to the Rocky Mountains?… I’ve got you covered. (Hiking Jokes)
  25. Why is Canadian maple syrup so sad?… It is sappy. (Tree Jokes)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon… Yukon who?… Yukon see the Northern Lights from here!
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ottawa… Ottawa who?… Ottawa-ter the lawn tomorrow.
  28. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game. (Hockey Jokes)
  29. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)
  30. Why shouldn’t Canadian curlers tell jokes on the ice?… It might crack up. (Curling Jokes)
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Canada Day?
  32. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Barber Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  33. How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
  34. What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice. (Hockey Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Canada Day knock-knock joke?
  36. What has antlers and sucks blood?… A moose-quito. (Moose Jokes)
  37. “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Canada Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  39. What did the beaver say to the maple tree?… It’s been nice gnawing you. (Tree Jokes)
  40. What do the Toronto Montreal Canadiens and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
  41. How many Oilers fans does it take to change a light bulb?… None. They just sit around and talk about how good the light bulb used to be.
  42. What do the Toronto Vancouver Canucks and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
  43. What do the Toronto Ottawa Senators and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
  44. What do the Toronto Winnipeg Jets and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.
  45. What do the Canadian National Men’s Hockey and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice.