Google Search “Canada Day Jokes”

  1. Why did the boy climb up the tree with a hockey stick… Cause he wanted to join the maple leafs. (Tree Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  2. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  3. I saw a hockey game in Canada…It was a-moose-ing. (Moose Jokes)
  4. What do you call a Canadian fight ring?… A hockey game.
  5. “A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.” Jay Leno (Dog Jokes & Canada Day Jokes)
  6. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (World Geography Jokes)