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  1. Why was the skeleton always left out in and taekwondo?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  2. What did the mummy taekwondo coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  3. When is a taekwondo athlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  4. What would you get if you crossed a taekwondo athlete and the Invisible Man?… Taekwondo athlete like no one has ever seen.
  5. Why was Cinderella such a bad at the taekwondo?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  6. Why is a taekwondo match the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  7. Where do taekwondo athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  8. Did you hear about the taekwondo athlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”