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Google Search “Pentathlon Jokes”

  1. Why was the skeleton always left out in and pentathlon?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  2. What did the mummy Pentathlon coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  3. When is a pentathlete like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  4. What would you get if you crossed a pentathlete and the Invisible Man?… A Pentathlon like no one has ever seen.
  5. Why was Cinderella such a bad at the Pentathlon?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  6. Why is a Pentathlon the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.
  7. Where do pentathletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  8. Did you hear about the pentathlete who wore two jackets when she painted the house?… The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”