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More Tennis Jokes…
- Why should you never marry a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- Why was the tennis club’s website down? They had problems with their server.
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Which tennis tournament never closes?… The U.S. OPEN.
- My wife said to me, “I can think of 14 others reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!”… I replied, “That’s 15 love!”
- My local sports store is having a tennis ball sale. First come, first served.
- I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?” She said, “It’s Venus.” I said, “Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?”
- Which state has the most tennis players?… Tennis-ee.
- My tennis double’s partner is a waiter from my local restaurant. You should see him serve.