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  1. My tennis career has taught me I can be the best basketball player ever… Nothing but net. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  2. Why should you never marry a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  3. Two racquets started dating. Unfortunately, one was stringing the other along without any intention of tying the knot. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  4. Why was the tennis club’s website down?… They had problems with their server. (Computer Jokes)
  5. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  6. Which tennis tournament never closes?… The U.S. OPEN. (U.S. Open Jokes)
  7. My wife said to me, “I can think of 14 others reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!”… I replied, “That’s 15 love!” (Wedding Jokes)
  8. Why was the tennis court so loud?… Because all the players raised a racket.
  9. Why do tennis players have low self esteem?… Because they have so many faults. (Psychology Jokes)
  10. My local sports store is having a tennis ball sale… First come, first served.
  11. I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favorite planet?” She said, “It’s Venus.” I said, “Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?” (Astronomy Jokes)
  12. Which state has the most tennis players?… Tennis-ee.(Tennessee Jokes)
  13. My tennis double’s partner is a waiter from my local restaurant… You should see him serve.
  14. Why are fish never good tennis players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  15. What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
  16. Where did the tennis players go on their date?… The tennis ball. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  17. How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet?… By saying, “Hit me up!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  18. I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Super Bowl Jokes)
  19. What is a lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes)
  20. How many tennis players does it take to change a light bulb?… None, because they all say, “What do you mean it was out!!!
  21. What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..” (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  22. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
  23. Basketball sued Tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court! (Lawyer Jokes)
  24. What do you serve but not eat?… A tennis ball.
  25.  How do you play quiet tennis? Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
  26. What do you serve but not eat?…  A Tennis Ball.
  27. My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with tennis – and I’m too old. I said, “I’m only 40 love.”
  28. Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
  29. Why are fish never good tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
  30. How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
  31. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
  32. Where do ghosts play tennis?… On a tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  33. What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  34. Tennis is a lot like waiting tables…. The most important thing to get right is the first serve.
  35. Why are spiders great tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
  36. I’m trying to get a petition together to prevent the construction of tennis courts in my local park…. I just think there’ll be too much racket.
  37. I got arrested for crying after losing my tennis match. I’ve been charged with racket tearing.
  38. Why should dog owners invest in tennis balls?…They have a high rate of return.
  39. What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
  40. What is the most depressing thing about tennis?… You’ll never be as good as a wall.
  41. Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested.
  42. Why can’t a computer play tennis? server unavailable.
  43. They say I’m too indecisive to be a tennis umpire but I still haven’t ruled it out.
  44. My tennis career has taught me that I can be the best basketball player ever Nothing but net
  45. So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
  46. My wife said to me, “We need to get to the tennis court before it opens.” I asked, “Why so early?” She said, “It’s first come first serve.”
  47. A tennis factory was recently established near my house. They’re making quite the racket
  48. Are kindly tennis umpires generous to a fault?
  49. How do you trick a guy into going to a tennis match?… Tell him you’re going to a women’s singles event.
  50. Why did Cinderella always lose at tennis? Because her coach was a PUMPKIN.
  51. I’ve stopped playing with my tennis doubles partner…I’ve told him his services are no longer required.
  52. I’ve just got back from my friend’s funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.
  53. As a tennis ball falls off a table, a golf ball shouts a question, “Are you going to be ok?” The tennis ball replies, “Of course. I’ll bounce back.”
  54. My dad told me that on their walk today my dog was able to retrieve a tennis ball that landed 2 miles away Sounds far fetched
  55. An orange, an apple, and a watermelon signed up for a tournament… No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
  56. It costs a lot to use the tennis courts in my city It’s a tennis racket
  57. If you walk into a bar dressed as a tennis ball, you’ll be served right away.
  58. Why was the tennis player fed up with all the condescending comments about his performance?… He was tired of all the backhanded insults
  59. When does a British tennis match end?… When it’s Wimble-DONE!
  60. What do a construction worker and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
  61. What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
  62. My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.
  63. Why did the tennis player charge the net?… She ran out of cash.
  64. A pro tennis player gave me her broken tennis racket… no strings attached
  65. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  66. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse!
  67. Why did the man buy 9 racquets? Because tennis too many.
  68. What was the celebrity tennis player’s favorite city? Volleywood!
  69. I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
  70. Why do tennis matches take hours to complete? It’s because the lines are long.
  71. Why is it not good to play tennis in a court? Because you might get arrested.
  72. Why is it good to stand on the service line? Because you can order ice cream.
  73. Why do tennis players like vending machines? ‘Cause they don’t have to wait to be served.
  74. Why did the Labrador Retriever advise his master to invest in tennis balls? ‘Cause they have such a high rate of return!
  75. What happened when the guy pushed the service button at the reception desk? He got smacked in the head by a tennis ball.
  76. My tennis coach got really upset at me for how I was re-stringing the equipment. He said… “STOP MAKING SUCH A RACKET!!”
  77. At what sport to waiters do really well? Tennis, because they’re such great servers.
  78. What’s the difference between a waiter and a tennis scorekeeper? One sets the tables, and the other tables the sets.
  79. Where did the pizza and tennis racquet get married? At the supreme court
  80. Iowa has produced a new Tennis sensation Anna Cornacoba
  81. Where did the tennis players go on their date?… The tennis ball.
  82. My husband said to me, “I can think of 14 others reasons to leave you, besides your obsession with tennis!”… I replied, “That’s 15 love!”
  83. My tennis double’s partner is a waitress from my local restaurant… You should see her serve.
  84. What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette.
  85. What do you call girl toddler, standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
  86. Why are fish never good basketball players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  87. Why are fish never good volleyball players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  88. Why are fish never good lacrosse players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  89. Why are fish never good soccer players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)