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- Which tennis tournament never closes?… The U.S. OPEN.
- How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet?… By saying, “Hit me up!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why are fish never good tennis players?… Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
- I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes)
- What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..”
- I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you serve but not eat?… A Tennis Ball.
- Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
- Why are fish never good tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
- How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
- Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
- Where do ghosts play tennis?… On a tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
- What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
- Why are spiders great tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
- What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
- Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested
- So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
- What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)