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More Tennis Jokes…

  1. Which tennis tournament never closes?… The U.S. OPEN.
  2. How did the tennis ball flirt with the racquet?… By saying, “Hit me up!” (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  3. Why are fish never good tennis players?…  Because they never get close to the net! (Fishing Jokes)
  4. I heard England won the Super Bowl… But what would I know, I’m not a big fan of tennis anyways.  (Super Bowl Jokes)
  5. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  6. What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids & Lobster Jokes)
  7. What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream?… “I’d like a soft serve, please!” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  8. What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..”
  9. I tried my hand at a professional career in tennis, but it wasn’t my racket. I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. What do you serve but not eat?…  A Tennis Ball.
  11. Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
  12. Why are fish never good tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
  13. How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
  14. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
  15. Where do ghosts play tennis?… On a tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  16. What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  17. What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
  18. Why are spiders great tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
  19. What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
  20. Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested
  21. So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
  22. What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)