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More Lobster Jokes…

  1. Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
  3. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.
  4. How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
  5. What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  6. I was a professional fisherman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.