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More Lobster Jokes…
- Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
- What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Maine Jokes)
- Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner. (Boxing Jokes)
- How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
- What is a Lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?… The “lob” of course! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
- I was a professional lobsterman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
- If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?… Snappy talk.