Algebra Jokes for Teachers

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  1. January 5th National Bird Day Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)
  2. Lobster Pun: The school subject the lobster was failing was algae-bra.
  3. What do you call two male math teachers who love math and Pi Day?… Algebros. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  4. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Prom Jokes)
  5. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra. (Bird Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)
  6. Teacher: Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks? Student: Because we are studying log rhythms.Because we are studying log rhythms. (Music Jokes)
  7. Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
  8. What do you call male students who are friends and love math?… alge “bros”
  9. How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality. (Top Summer Jokes)
  10. Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?… Because it wasn’t rational. (Psychology Jokes)
  11. What wild animal is good at algebra?… The tangent lion. (Lion Jokes)
  12. Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?… It minds its p’s and q’s.
  13. Teacher: “What is seven Q plus three Q?” Student: “Ten Q” Teacher: “You’re Welcome.” (Top Teacher Jokes)
  14. Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher:Because its’ completely irrational. (Top Teacher Jokes)
  15. What did middle school algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
  16. What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
  17. Why are you so negative?… Just take me for my absolute value!
  18. Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion? Student: Sure, it was a function with relations.
  19. Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework? Student: They really understand parent functions. (Top Teacher Jokes)
  20. Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b. (Bee Jokes)
  21. Why did the polynomial plant wilt?… Its roots were imaginary. (Flower Jokes)
  22. How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?… It’s always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point! (Grammar Jokes)
  23. What is a smart bird’s favorite type of math?… owl-gebra.
  24. How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?… She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
  25. What is Ho cubed?… HoHoHo (Christmas Trivia & Christmas Jokes)
  26. Why did the relation need a math tutor?… It failed the vertical-line test.
  27. What do you call middle school boys who love math?… alge “bros”
  28. What did middle school algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
  29. What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?… A hyper boa.
  30. Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations. (Apple Jokes)
  31. How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?… By using a radical function.
  32. What did high school algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
  33. What do you call elementary school boys who love math?… alge “bros”
  34. Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun! (Top Summer Jokes)
  35. Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Polly… Polly who?… Polynomial.
  36. What do you call high school boys who love math?… alge “bros”
  37. What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer
  38. Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
  39. What does the little mermaid wear to school?… An algae-bra.
  40. Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
  41. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing!
  42. You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
  43. How did the chicken find the inverse?… It reflected the function across y = eggs.
  44. What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape.
  45. Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
  46. How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
  47. What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
  48. What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
  49. Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
  50. What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
  52. Teacher: Let’s find the square root of 1 million. Student: Don’t you think that’s a bit too radical? (Top Teacher Jokes)
  53. Surgeon: Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first? Nurse: Simple. Use the order of operations.
  55. Student: The artist Picasso must have been really good at algebra. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: He was a famous cubist, so he probably had to do a lot of factoring. (Top Teacher Jokes)