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**January 5th National Bird Day****Jokes****:**What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra!*(Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)***Lobster Pun:**The school subject the lobster was failing was algae-bra.- What do you call two male math teachers who love math and Pi Day?… Algebros.
*(Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)* - What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
*(Prom Jokes)* - What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra.
*(Bird Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)* **Teacher:**Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?**Student:**Because we are studying log rhythms.Because we are studying log rhythms. (Music Jokes)- Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
- What do you call male students who are friends and love math?… alge “bros”
- How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?… Because it wasn’t rational. (Psychology Jokes)
- What wild animal is good at algebra?… The tangent lion. (Lion Jokes)
- Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?… It minds its p’s and q’s.
- Teacher: “What is seven Q plus three Q?” Student: “Ten Q” Teacher: “You’re Welcome.” (Top Teacher Jokes)
**Teacher:**Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2?**Student:**Why?**Teacher:**Because its’ completely irrational.**(Top Teacher Jokes)**- What did middle school algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why are you so negative?… Just take me for my absolute value!
**Parent:**Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion?**Student:**Sure, it was a function with relations.**Teacher:**Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework?**Student:**They really understand parent functions.**(Top Teacher Jokes)**- Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b. (Bee Jokes)
- Why did the polynomial plant wilt?… Its roots were imaginary. (Flower Jokes)
- How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?… It’s always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point! (Grammar Jokes)
- What is a smart bird’s favorite type of math?… owl-gebra.
- How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?… She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
- What is Ho cubed?… HoHoHo
**(Christmas Trivia & Christmas Jokes)** - Why did the relation need a math tutor?… It failed the vertical-line test.
- What do you call middle school boys who love math?… alge “bros”
- What did middle school algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?… A hyper boa.
- Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations. (Apple Jokes)
- How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?… By using a radical function.
- What did high school algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What do you call elementary school boys who love math?… alge “bros”
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Polly… Polly who?… Polynomial.
- What do you call high school boys who love math?… alge “bros”
- What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer
- Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- What does the little mermaid wear to school?… An algae-bra.
- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing!
- You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
- How did the chicken find the inverse?… It reflected the function across y = eggs.
- What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape.
- Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
- How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
- What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
- What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
- Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
- What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
**Teacher:**Let’s find the square root of 1 million.**Student:**Don’t you think that’s a bit too radical?**(Top Teacher Jokes)****Surgeon:**Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first?**Nurse:**Simple. Use the order of operations.**Student:**The artist Picasso must have been really good at algebra.**Teacher:**Why do you say that?**Student:**He was a famous cubist, so he probably had to do a lot of factoring.**(Top Teacher Jokes)**