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Summer Guest Blogs & Summer Jokes for Kids
- Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
- A man ordered lobster for dinner…And when the waiter brought it to him, he complained, “Hey, this lobster has only one claw!”The waiter said, “That lobster was in a fight.”“Okay then,” replied the man, “Bring me the winner!” (Boxing Jokes)
- I was a professional lobsterman, but I couldn’t live on my net income. (Labor Day Jokes)
- In which part of the bread factory do lobsters work?… The crust station. (Labor Day Jokes & Bread Jokes)
- Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.
- How does a lobster answer the phone?… Shello?
- Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster. (Maine Jokes)
- Why are lobsters bad at relationships?… Too shellfish.
- Why is a lobster a bad spouse?… Too shellfish.
- What is the perfect name for a pet lobster?… Clawde.