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Boxing Jokes

  1. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  2. What is a fighter’s favorite dog?…  A boxer. (Dog Jokes for Kids)
  3. What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser.
  4. What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
  5. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?… Because the octopus was well armed. (Shark Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
  6. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
  7. Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner. (Lobster Jokes)
  8. What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
  9. How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
  10. Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
  11. What did a tree fighting with autumn say?… That’s it, I’m leaving. (Tree Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  12. Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?… Toes Go In First.
  13. What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?… Your EARresistable. (Valentines Day Jokes for Kids)
  14. What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?…  One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.
  15. What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
  16. When is a man like a dog?… When he’s a boxer.
  17. Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
  18. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real.