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April Jokes

  1. April 1st Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  2. April 1st Top 10 April Fools’ Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Jokes)
  3. April Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes Rain Jokes)
  4. SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  5. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes Bird Jokes)
  6. Why was the bee mad?… You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar. (Honey JokesBee Jokes)
  7. April 7th National Burrito DayTop 10 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
  8. April 5th: Top 10 Final Four Jokes: A grandson was visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. When the boy walked into the room, the grandfather smiled. The boy enthusiastically said, “Grandpa you have March Madness teeth! You are down to your Final Four!” (Final Four Jokes / Grandparent Jokes / Dentist Jokes)
  9. April 7th: Top 10 Walking Jokes: I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)
  10. April 7th 2022 Top 10 Opening Day Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  11. April 10th Masters Golf JokesWhat is the holiest place in golf?… Amen Corner.
  12. April 11th: National Pet Day JokesHow did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Halloween Jokes)
  13. April 17th: Top 10 Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP.
  14. April 18th: Top 10 Patriots’ Day Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
  15. April 22nd: Top 10 Earth Day Jokes: All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  16. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  17. April 25th World Penguin Day: Top 10 Penguin Jokes Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  18. April 26th: Top 10 Pretzel JokesWhat’s a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The twist. (Dance Jokes)
  19. April 30th: Top 10 Arbor Day Jokes: How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?… Because he has a green thumb. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  21. I had a track accident last spring… Now it has become a running joke. (Track and Field Jokes Marathon Jokes)
  22. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?… Robin. (Bird Jokes & Batman Jokes)
  23. Spring Fever: Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.” Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?” (High School Jokes)

May Jokes

  1. What did the spring say when it was in trouble?… May Day!! (May Day Jokes)
  2. Which state loves spring the most?… May-ne. (Maine Jokes)
  1. Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  2. What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top 10 Fall Jokes)
  3. What do you get when you plant kisses?… Tulips! (Biology Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes / Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  4. Why don’t croissants like warm weather?…… Things get Toasty! (Summer Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
  5. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Soccer Jokes & April Jokes)
  6. What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
  7. When is a lion like a clock?… When they both spring forward. (Lion Jokes & Daylight Savings Jokes)
  8. How do you make a waterbed bouncier?… Fill it with spring water. (Napping Jokes)
  9. What is the shortest month of the year?… M-A-Y.
  10. May 1st: Top 10 May Day JokesDid you hear Ted Danson is the spokesperson for May Day… Of course, he played Sam “May Day” Malone in the sitcom Cheers. (Baseball Jokes)
  11. Top 10 Kentucky Derby Jokes: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality!
  12. What kind of garden does a baker have?… A flour garden.
  13. Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?… Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
  14. Why did one bee tease the other bee?… Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
  15. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily!
  16. How does the sun listen to music?… On the ray-dio.
  17. What is a gymnast favorite time of year?… Summersault of Handspring. (Spring Jokes)
  18. What did the tree say to spring?… What a re-leaf!
  19. Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweet-ment!
  20. What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?… Egg-plants!
  21. Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?… To grow a water-melon.
  22. What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?… Daffo-dills!
  23. It’s allergy season again?!… You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
  24. Why did the worm cross the ruler?… To become an inch worm.
  25. What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?… A dandy lion!
  26. What do gardeners wear on their legs?… Garden hose.
  27. The bed store is having a spring sale… Unfortunately, the rest of the beds are still full price.
  28. What do you get when you push a bunch of Easter eggs down a hill?… Spring rolls.
  29. What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?… Seasoning.
  30. How did the bee brush his hair?… With a honeycomb.
  31. May 4th: Top 10 May the Fourth Be With You Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes)
  32. Should I plant flowers in April?… May as well!
  33. How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?… There’s a spring in people’s step.
  34. May 5th: Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth JokesWhy did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
  35. Which month is the politest when asking questions?… The month of May.
  36. May 5thTop 10 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday.
  37. May 6th: Top 10 Nurse JokesThe nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
  38. May 7th: Full Moon JokesTop 10 Full Moon JokesWhy wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  39. Which bird should you never let into a jewelry store?… A robin.
  40. Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
  41. May 13th: Apple Pie Day Top 10 Apple Pie Jokes: Why did the waitress say when Rick Astley asked to hurry up his order of apple pie and vanilla ice cream?… I”m never gonna run around and dessert you.” (Music Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  42. May 15th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: When should you take a chocolate chip cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. 
  43. May 23rd World Turtle Day: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
  44. Top 10 Memorial Day JokesWhat was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  45. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite spring sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  46. What falls but never gets hurt?… The rain! (Rain Jokes)
  47. What bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Rainbow Jokes Prom Jokes)
  48. Which month can’t make a decision?… MAYbe. (May Jokes)
  49. Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?… They’re getting married in the spring! (Wedding Jokes)
  50. What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off. (Spring Jokes)
  51. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes / Flower Jokes / Sun Jokes)
  52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about spring?
  53. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  54. Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  55. What do you call it when worms take over the world?… Global Worming. (Worm Jokes Earth Day Jokes)
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Spring knock-knock joke?
  57. What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
  58. What does a school book do in the spring?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Spring knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  60. March JokesWhat did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  61. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A robin. (Bird Jokes & Police Jokes)
  62. What did the dirt say to the rain?… If this keeps up, my name will be mud. (Rain Jokes)
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Spring knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fall jokes.
  2. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!… We hope you do too! (November Jokes)
  3. I’m like a November afternoon … Short and not very bright.
  4. What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache. (Fall Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  5. What do you call a fall pop star?… Pumpkin Spice! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  6. What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?… A har-vest! (Farming Jokes)
  7. I’m going to go out on a limb and say I be-leaf in you… Have a great fall! (Tree Jokes)
  8. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes Tree Jokes)
  9. I was a maze designer. It didn’t work out… I got lost in my own work. (Labor Day Jokes)
  10. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock. (Massachusetts Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  11. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was… obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (World Geography Jokes)
  12. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  13. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids / Turtle Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  14. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the homecoming dance… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
  15. What is the cutest season?… Awwtumn.
  16. Why do trees hate going back to school in the fall?… Because they’re easily stumped! (180 School Jokes)
  17. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (180 School Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  18. What’s the best band to listen to in autumn?… The Spice Girls. (365 Music Jokes)
  19. What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?… A fall guy!
  20. What did autumn say to summer?… Make like a tree and leave! (Summer Jokes)
  21. What did the mommy leaf and daddy leaf call their son?… Russell. (Baby Jokes)
  22. Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  23. What do the leaves say before they hibernate?… Rake me up when September ends.
  24. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
  25. What do farmers wear when they’re cold?… A har-vest. (Farming Jokes)
  26. What happens when winter arrives?… Autumn Leaves. (Winter Jokes)
  27. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the 1st day of fall? (Canoe Jokes)
  28. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Halloween Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  29. What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?… Sep-timberrrrrr! (Tree Jokes)
  30. So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter… It’s a shame because he had such a great fall! (Winter Jokes)
  31. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  32. What month does Spider-Man hate?… Ock-tober! (Spiderman Jokes & October Jokes)
  33. Fence Company SignOur favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  34. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience at summer camp. (Summer Camp Jokes)
  35. If the Pilgrims were still alive, what would they be most famous for?… Their age. (Pilgrim Jokes)
  36. Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall… He was absent without leaves! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  37. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  38. Which month is a Rock Star’s favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
  39. My wife and I just had a daughter and named her SeptemberOctoberNovember… We call her Autumn for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
  40. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  41. FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  42. September really puts a spring in one’s step in the Southern Hemisphere… But for the North, they really take the fall. (World Geography Jokes & September Jokes)
  43. Whenever Autumn comes around, I like to walk around and collect the colorful leaves… It sounds better than saying I’m a street sweeper. (Labor Day Jokes)
  44. Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?… He let his gourd down. (Boxing Jokes)
  45. Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?… She wanted to branch out.
  46. How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?… With your incider voice. (Apple Jokes & Library Jokes)
  47. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  48. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes for Kids Tree Jokes)
  49. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes / Tree Jokes / Computer Jokes)
  50. Who resides in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  51. Why did the pumpkin lose the MMA match?… He let his gourd down.We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  52. What does a school book do in the fall?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  53. What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  54. What do pirates wear at autumn?… Pumpkin patches.
  55. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?… It was on paid leaf. (Tree Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  56. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?… Disbe-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  57. Why did the tree get in trouble at school?… For being knotty! (Tree Jokes)
  58. What runs around a farm but doesn’t move?… a fence. (Farming Jokes)
  59. What do you call a man in the pile of colorful leaves?… Russell.
  60. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. (World Geography Jokes / Tree Jokes / Surfing Jokes)
  61. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Elephant Jokes)
  62. What’s the problem eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?… You’ll get autumn’y ache. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  63. How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  64. I really hate having to wait till September to drive my new car… Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile. (Fall Jokes & Car Jokes)
  65. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm. (Library Jokes & Book Jokes)
  66. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the corn has ears. (Biology Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  67. What do the trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?… What a re-leaf!
  68. How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Car Jokes)
  69. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Mole Day Jokes)
  70. Why did the lions move at the end of summer?… Because the pride goeth before the fall!
  71. Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?… They fall for anything.
  72. Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in September?… They fall for anything.
  73. Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in November?… They fall for anything.
  74. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?… Finding half a worm. (Apple Jokes)
  75. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. (Pumpkin Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  76. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone. (Tree Jokes)
  77. What kind of key can’t open doors?… A turkey.
  78. Why are apples so bad in interrogations?… They always crumble.
  79. Never date a girl named Autumn… because she’ll leave you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)

December Jokes

  1. December 21st: Winter Solstice Jokes: It’s a dark day in America today…. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
  2. What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!” (Basketball Jokes for Christmas)
  3. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
  4. Why is Jack Frost such a clutch free throw shooter?… He freezes his followthrough.
  5. Why is Jack Frost such a great 3-point shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (Winter Jokes)
  6. December 24th: Top 10 Christmas Eve Jokes: What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  7. December 25th: 101 Christmas JokesWhy does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  8. What do trees wear when it gets cold?… Fir coats. (Tree Jokes)
  9. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  10. I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
  11. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it’s hard to break the ice.” (Alaska Jokes & Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  12. What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  13. December 31st: New Year’s Eve JokesNot to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st.
  14. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
  15. January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes Top 10 Spaghetti Jokes What do you call something that tastes like pasta, looks like pasta but isn’t pasta?… An impasta! (Pasta Jokes)
  16. January 5th: I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  17. January 5th: National Bird Day Jokes Top 10 Bird Jokes: What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  18. January 6th: When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my new year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes New Year’s Day Jokes)
  19. January 6th: Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?… He was on the far right.
  20. January 8th Christmas was unlike any other during Covid. My gifts were delivered on January 8 instead of December 25. Santa was asked to quarantine for 14 days. (Covid Jokes)
  21. January 11th National Milk Day: Top 10 Milk JokesWhat do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?… A MILK DUD! (Candy Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  22. Friday January 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  23. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  24. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  25. What kind of money do snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
  26. How did the winter squash pay for things?… It used pumpkin bread. (Bread Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  27. Punxsutawney Phil came out and said… “Brace yourself: Six more weeks of Winter is coming!” (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  28. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes)
  29. What’s a good winter tip?… Don’t eat yellow snow. (Snow Jokes)
  30. What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Winter Olympics?… Gopher gold. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  31. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  32. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes)
  33. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Snowman Jokes)
  34. What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?… A Snowball. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  35. What do snowmen like to do in the winter?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  36. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Snow Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  37. What did the person say after eating a frozen pizza?… Well, that wasn’t very well thawed out!
  38. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  39. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  40. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps! (Snowman Jokes)
  41. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs! (Snowman Jokes)
  42. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Snowman Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  43. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Bird Jokes)
  44. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes for Kids)
  45. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes)
  46. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  47. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne! (New Year’s Eve Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  48. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  49. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
  50. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great!… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (World Geography Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  51. What does a school book do in the winter?… Puts on a jacket. (Book Jokes & Winter Jokes / Spring Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  52. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Skiing Jokes)
  53. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  54. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  55. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Snowman Jokes)
  56. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  57. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  58. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Christmas Jokes Ocean Jokes)
  59. What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?…  “Where were you on the night of September to March?” (Police Jokes)
  60. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Snow Jokes)
  61. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  62. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  63. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on snow?… A cool cat! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  64. What does a snowshark give you?… Frost bites. (Shark Jokes Snow Day Jokes)
  65. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he wears winter shoes?… Puss in boots. (Cat Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  66. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite! (Snowman Jokes & Shark Jokes)
  67. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  68. What do you call the Cat in the Hat when he’s walking on ice?… A cool cat. (Cat Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  69. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
  70. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  71. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite winter sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about winter?
  73. If you’ve suffered from frostbite and sunburn in the same week… you might be from Montana. (Summer Jokes & Montana Jokes)
  74. Why did Wonder Woman refuse to date Mr. Freeze?… He gave her the cold shoulder. (Wonder Women Jokes)
  75. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Hawaii. (Hawaii Jokes)
  76. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Hockey Jokes & Bear Jokes
  77. What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good winter knock-knock joke?
  79. What did the tree say after a long winter?… What a re-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  80. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good winter knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  81. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Geography Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  82. Where do snowwomen does dances on?… A snow ball! (Snowman Jokes)
  83. How do you prevent a summer cold?… Catch it in the winter! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  84. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
  85. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball! (365 Sports Jokes)
  86. Why do seals swim in salt water?… Because pepper water makes them sneeze! (Seal Jokes)
  87. Where can you find an ocean without any water?… On a map! (Geography Jokes)
  88. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  89. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
  90. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day! (Snowman Jokes)
  91. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
  92. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.
  93. Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake. (Psychology Jokes)
  94. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?” (Car Jokes)
  95. Where does a polar bear keep its money?… In a snow bank! (Snow Jokes)
  96. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
  97. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  98. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!” (Seal Jokes)
  99. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
  100. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet! (Snowman Jokes)
  101. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside! (Bird Jokes)
  102. What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
  103. What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
  104. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer. (Reindeer jokes)
  105. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  106. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  107. How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer! (Snowman Jokes)
  108. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Alaska Jokes)
  109. Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?… He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night! (Napping Jokes)
  110. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  111. What does a turtle do during winter?… Sit by the fire and worm himself up. (Winter Jokes & Turtle Jokes)

February Jokes

  1. February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  2. February 2nd Ground Hog Day: Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (February Jokes)
  3. What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)
  4. Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
  5. Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?… Yes, February 14th.
  6. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs! (Snowman Jokes)
  7. February 7th: National Periodic Table Day Jokes: We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes… but we only update them…. periodically! (Chemistry Jokes)
  8. February 9th: What do you call a shape born on February 9th?… an asquareius.
  9. February 9th National Pizza Day Jokes: Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes)
  10. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Snowman Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  11. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Bird Jokes)
  12. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line. (Rabbit Jokes for Kids)
  13. February 13th: Mardi Gras JokesMardi Gras Pun: I love Mardi Gras with every bead of my heart.
  14. February 14th Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes: What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle. (Geometry Jokes)
  15. Ash Wednesday Jokes: Ash Wednesday: The day when a bunch of people with no religion the rest of the year show everyone what religion they are.
  16. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes)
  17. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Movie Jokes & Seal Jokes)
  18. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  19. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
  20. February 20th: President’s Day Jokes: Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Election Jokes)
  21. February 22nd: National Margarita Day JokesLet’s taco bout how we’re going to shell-ebrate Cinco de Mayo with a few margaritas. (Taco Jokes)
  22. February 22nd: I couldn’t wait for Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22)… We called it… 2’s day. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  23. February is ending soon, but that’s okay. We’ll March on. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  24. February 28th: National Pancake Day JokesWhat did the grandpa pancake say to the grandchild burnt pancake?… I don’t like your flip side. (Grandparent Jokes)
  25. February 29th Leap Day Jokes:  We should have February 29th every year?…Statistically it’s the day the fewest people die so why only have it 1/4 of the time? (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  26. Why is Leap Day in February?… Isn’t winter long enough already? (Winter Jokes)

March Jokes

  1. March 1st: I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (Birthday Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  2. March 2nd: Top 10 Dr. Seuss Jokes: What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite school subject?… HISStory. (Cat Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
  3. March 4th National Grammar Day: What do you call pizza, pop, and popcorn?… An alliterated lunch. (Pizza Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  4. March 4th: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
  5. Sometimes February feels like it will last forever… But time Marches on. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  6. March 6thOreo CookieDay: Why do basketball players love oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (March Madness Jokes & Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  7. March 7th National Cereal DayIn the morning… I become a cereal killer.
  8. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  9. March 9th National Meatball Day: In life, we should all aim to be like Italian meatballs… Well seasoned and well rounded.
  10. 2023 Prom Jokes: 23 Funny Prom JokesHow does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
  11. March 12th: Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  12. March 12th: Selection Sunday: Why was the sports fan acting so crazy?… He had March Madness! (March Madness Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  13. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  14. March 14th: Pi Day Jokes for Teachers: March 14th: 101 Pi Day JokesStatistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
  15. March 15th: Ides of March JokesHow are you celebrating the Ides of March?… Little Caesars! (Pizza Jokes)
  16. Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
  17. March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  18. March 18th: World Sleep Day JokesHow does Malfoy get in his bed?… He slithers in! (Harry Potter Jokes)
  19. March 19th: 1st Day of Spring Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Spring jokes. (Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. March 20th World Frog Day Jokes: What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes)
  21. A gardening store sign: We’re so glad spring is here, we wet our plants. (Flower Jokes)
  22. Why do people buy so many trampolines during March Madness sales?… It’s spring-time. (March Madness Jokes & Gymnastics Jokes)
  23. March 23rd National Puppy Day: What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Popsicle Jokes)
  24. Why is the letter A like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Bee Jokes for Kids / Flower Jokes26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week)
  25. Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Winter Jokes)
  26. March 26th Fun fact about Beethoven. On March 26th, 1827, Ludwig van Beethoven stopped composing, and began decomposing. (Music Jokes)
  27. Spring is here, and the trees are getting their foliage back… What a releaf. (Tree Jokes)
  28. What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  29. March 30th National Pencil Day: A pencil isn’t my favorite writing tool… …but it’s a solid number 2.
  30. March 31st National Crayon Day Jokes: If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he would be Shaquille O’Teal. (March Madness Jokes)
  31. March 31st: National Prom Day: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)