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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
- How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
- What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
- Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
- Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom? It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
- What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
- My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
- What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
- A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
- What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
- Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
- What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
- Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
- What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
- What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
- Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)