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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best prom jokes.
  2. How does a coniferous tree get ready for a prom?… They spruce themselves up. (Tree Jokes)
  3. What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember! (November Jokes)
  4. Never bring a girl named Autumn to the prom… because she’ll leave you. (Homecoming Jokes)
  5. Why wouldn’t anyone ask the strawberry to the prom? It was past her sell by date. (Strawberry Jokes)
  6. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents on prom night?… Hi School. (High School Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  8. My son didn’t expect me to pay for his share of the prom night limo rental, but he asked me anyway… It was a bit of a stretch. (Dad Jokes & Car Jokes)
  9. What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
  10. A student goes to the tuxedo shop, there’s a long line…. He goes to the limousine shop, there’s a long line… When prom rolls around, he goes to get a drink, but there’s no punch line. (Car Jokes)
  11. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the prom?… Cause he had no body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  12. What does an APUSH student talk about during prom?… The good old days! (U.S. History Jokes)
  13. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to take a breathalizer? (Police Jokes)
  14. What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Volleyball Jokes)
  15. Why do archaeologists always get invited to prom?… Because they will “date any old thing.” (Archaeology Jokes)
  16. What did the cloud wear to the prom?… a rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes)
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers! (Flower Jokes)  
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the 1st dance at the prom! (Dance Jokes)
  19. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z / Kindergarten Jokes / Flower Jokes)
  20. Where do cats go for their prom?… The fur ball. (Cat Jokes & Dance Jokes)
  21. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  22. What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
  23. Why did 4 not ask 2 to prom?… He was two squared. (Algebra Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)